/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57821246
>Where the fuck is the hundreds of millions of dollars coming from to pump these shitcoins?
*Ahem*

>>53334857
>>53334979
Stare into this man's eyes. He's coming for your zestimate. I know he keeps you awake at night. I know you awaken to night sweats and shivers of terror at the prospect of him remaining hawkish.
>"th... th.. the ff....f.... fed will p... pivot
>"pr...p. .... p... priced i... in."
>The 2021 top buying new mortgage home "owner" whispers to himself, as his sleeping meds finally kick in

>>53314633
>In 10 years my mortgage will be the same

*clears throat*

>>53304606
>You do own a home right
I own the federal bank notes in your wallet. I'm coming for your zestimate

>>53263739
>>53263909
Yeah, look up the open interest. This pump is just futures whales fucking up gamblers, and very little spot BTC being slurped. The only somewhat bullish news was the slightly better than expected CPI data which is obvious horse shit.

I went to the grocery store today and was laughing my ass off at how fucking fake and gay CPI is as I was going through the aisles and looking at everything still being up 3x. In fact, everything observably increases every single week, but it's all good because le fed money printer man on the TV tells us inflation is going down.

Stare into this glorious man's eyes. He will grab this pump by the ankles and pull it into the abyss

Take a look at his eyes. This glorious motherfucker is gonna -90% housing

I'm coming for you NEXT

Don't fight the FED motherfucker!

>I'm coming for you next, Stacy.
How can one man be this based?