/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54769927
I'm 25% bonds and 50% jepi. You couldn't get more boring than that. If I wanna gamble the rest on leveraged natural gas swings then I'll do it and you can't stop me

>>54749737
Crab is likely and why I am sticking div yielding shit. The 10 year crab has been my thesis for months now but I see a 20% upside and maybe a 5% downside from current levels. I don't know why you would be a bear right now. Whatever buying more VZ, JEPI and JNK tomorrow when my paycheck hits. You nigguhs can do whatever

>news media trying to spin 6% inflation as bullish
Yeah, I think I'm adding to my short.

>good morning sirs
>do the dutiful
>no redeem sir
>DO NOT REDEEM
>bastard benched mother of fuck stop redeem
-the last American president

>>53908977
I dunno man the glow nigger news is super against China right now.. between the weird ass spy balloons everyone already memoryholed, covid lab leak confirmed and declassified, apple tired of china's shit, congress really is banning tiktok, congress talking about delisting Chinese stocks, Taiwan tensions and just generally thinking this year will have a hard landing at some point with the rate hikes continuing

I dunno you guys never listen to me anyways but I pulled the trigger just now on some

7/21 $10 call YANG

>>53891391
Anon if you are still a virgin you probably should fuck a fat girl to start. She will be nice to you and show you the ropes and let you get comfortable without judging you and then you will have confidence to move on from practice girls to real girls. Your dreams are very insightful and you should listen to them.

Tik tok is gay though

>>53871153
>close the business and retire instead of giving your employees a $3/hr raise

Boomers really are cancer

>>53800294
In my early 20s I worked at some bars and restaurants and it wasn't that bad. Everyone was drunk all the time, kept booze in the kitchen for "cooking", smoked weed in the walkin fridge, all the girls were whores. Look.. Basically no one gives a fuck about your chicken tendies boomer. Like yeah the paycheck is shit but your work day was making jello shots with a bunch of college girls and "trying them out". Basically learn how to make your own food faggot because no one is getting paid enough to give a fuck. I'm so happy that zoomers might actually break the whole system when they refuse to be slaves for jews and boomers for pennies

>>52681340
I didn't think we would touch the meme lines this time. I should have just trusted to 200 MA. They were going to touch it no matter what Jerome said. He could have came on state and said 200bps and thrown shit at the crowd and they would still have touched the 200ma before the next leg down

>"do not invest, cash gang, do not expand, we are headed into a recession, I'm laying off everyone and halting all expansion" -Jeff Bezos
>"haha oh man great time to buy cheapies on 100 p/e companies after a 17% market rally on 7.7% inflation being hekkin bullish" -fucking retards

>>52539477
This is why all you assholes are virgins. I mix up median and mean one time and you guys just hurrrrrdurrrr sperg out about it and ignore the topic at hand. Most Americans literally have at best some equity in an overpriced cardboard box they sleep in and $100 in their checking

Guys stake your 100,000 dogbuttnigger coins for 30% APR. It's totally not a scam wagmi frens we are going to the moon.

Historians looking back at 2020 and people trading jpgs of monkeys for 6 figs are going to be absolutely baffled at how fucking retarded the 2020-2021 greed and scam ponzi scheme was... absolutely baffling that millions of people got accustomed to double digit APR as "totally legit just buy and hodl its not a scam at all"

All altcoins will -100%. Btc will go under 90%. Get a job neets.. this FTX shit was an expensive red pill for some of you guys. With jews you lose.

>>52399016
That chart is basically every chart.. the government printed 10000000 trillion dollars at 0% interest to (((flatten the curve)))) of chink coof. We don't talk about it anymore