/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me, a 15 year old American on 9/11
>just learning about stocks
>see that they're crashing
>open an etrade account w fake ss number
>ready to go long with life savings of ~$3,000
>etrade flags me, obviously
>calls my parents
>i get grounded
>would've made literal 6 figure gains

I never forget
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