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Dear Don, I bought TrumpCoin but it still ain't pumpin
I used my cell, my laptop, and my desktop when I bought em
I sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at Trump Tower or something
Sometimes I type addresses too quickly when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's Ivanka?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Melani
I read about your brother Fred, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend drink himself to death when some bitch didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Zimmerman
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like time you cucked Ted Cruz too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Dan