/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29162111
OP DELIVER NOW
CHECKD
1000EOY

I am not demoralized

>>26775342
>42
>plaid
Enormous if true

>>26477888
>>26478000
Checked

That's more than I needed

>>26196529
I'll be forever grateful.
Thank you Sergo.

wtf is happening

>>25759088
checked 1keoy is fud

>>25711741

>>25639377
>>25639166
>>25639600
Checked. Great Reset it is then

>>25598333
V arr all in this together!! Positive thoughts! SN=SN! $1000 eoy!

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen, their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever

>>25533488
>we're all languishing in six-figure hell
yeah most of them psyop here from some discord magic tranny group or blogpost on twatter
I'll be cashing out 250 LINK soon I think just to cover expenses for a couple of weeks and maybe bang a slut or two

>>25528065
We're heading to 3 digits.

>>25491444
Checked digits confirm pay day

>sold the “top”
>will almost assuredly rope within two days
godspeed boys

>>25474680
>17% gains

>>22828555
Checked and fpbp.

>tfw sold half at $19

Go up, go down. Either way I win.

My order also filled.

>tfw your order filled