/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55431893
It's a well known fact that the best way to invest in BBBYQ is to buy APE. Why else would king silverback be tweeting about water unless he had an interest in towels?

Guys, I've figured it out! AMC is going to acquire BBBY. Everyone knows that the way that execs communicate is via hidden messages in their tweets, and look at this one from the great silverback himself. He's tweeting about the way of water. What goes with water? Towels! It's the only explanation that makes sense, why else would he tweet about this random movie? You're probably questioning how the two companies visions could align. On the surface it doesn't make sense, what do movies have to do with bathtubs? However, you're forgetting about AMC's new venture, popcorn. What do people always do when they're in the bath? That's right, they eat popcorn. By combining the two companies, they can unite the three things people always do together (bathe, dry off, eat popcorn) into one convenient location (hence the three people in A-A-Ron's tweet). We only need to dig into the companies filings for proof. The top minds at reddit assured me that despite their dismal financials (nearly as bad as BBBY's), AMC is at zero risk of ever going bankrupt. However, they also announced that they're doing mass dilution (which also isn't happening) through selling APE. There's no explanation for this inconsistency other than an acquisition. How I see it going is that AMC buys up BBBY, then pays it in a special dividend to all APE holders as a killing blow to the evil hedgies. Then APE gets converted into AMC, and APE holders own both companies. That's right, all you have to do is buy APE and you get a share of AMC (price target $99999999) and a share of BBBY (price target $1.50) at the same time!

I'm sure that the shorties will be angry that we've cottoned on, and try and shut down discussion, but I will not be deterred. I hope that we can use this thread, and all BBBY threads to follow, to talk about the AMC merger that's definitely happening. Anyone who complains is obviously a shill, why else would they talk badly about something which so obviously benefits us? Support BBBY, buy APE!