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Just realized that both of my parents died when i was young. I lived the whole life with my imaginary parents which names were Nancy and Bruce. One time i heard how Nancy got beaten up by Bruce. I was listening because i wanted to know whats going on. I just heard: "you didnt buy Coti so you need to die you fucking bitch" These words stayed in my mind and i didnt know what they meant. 14 years later after my psych problems they started the COTI project. I was fucking embarrassed because i didnt know what the fuck was going on. I was so fucked up so i decided to cut off my dick and cook it and make white sausage breakfast with it. Now i am transgender but at least i got COTI. What did you buy when you realized that you have no real parents anymore?

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>You'll always be our little whale