/biz/ - Business & Finance

OP, here's how I read your post:

Dear Father,

I have lost my boyhood to a local tavern wench and she is now with child and wants to raise him. She is holding me responsible, expects me to provide for needs of this child. I am but a poor peasant farmer, how can I get out of this cursed situation? I have a few pieces of gold in savings, which I could use to escape the village.

Yours sincerely,
Anon Retardson

Seriously, how FUCKING dumb are you. Like, are you African? Do you not understand the concept of future time?
And now you want to abandon this kid with pocket money, which makes me think you might be more of a Jamaican. Seriously, do people like you who lack meta-thinking skills and strategy actually exist? This kind of thinking is so alien to me. However, it does explain the state of the world and how shit everything seems..
Seriously, this is how people with down syndrome act.

"DUUURRRR ME PUT PENIS IN GF AND UNLEASH CREAMY CUMMIES HEHEHEHEHE NO PROBLEMO AND NO CONSEQUENCES FOR ME! OOGA BOOGA"
"DUURRRRR WHAT IS CAUSALITY?!?!? WHAT ARE RESULTS OF MY ACTIONS?!?!? ME NO UNDERSTANDY."


If you abandon that kid, you're no better than a smelly no good African. And on top of that, your failure to step up will cost /biz/ anon's money in the form of retard tax.

Fuck you.