/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be keybank chad
>bank is ESG clownworld anyways
>they still let me move as much money around as I wish to shitcoin exchanges no problems at all

aah feels good to be a noncredit union mid tier bank chad. I cant imagine being a small bank or giant bank cuck or worse a cr*dit union user.

Ahhhhh thank god I just contribute to roth IRA and watch those dividends add up. Tax season is comfy and simple. Can't IMAGINE being some trading cuck filling out all that complicated nonsense for FREE. Its like being an internet janitor for the internal revenue service. That winds up making you pay them anyways. My god. You might as well sign up to be in cuck porn at that point, atleast you'd get paid.

I don't dyor

Uh oh landstinkie did the plumbing just get destroyed again during TAX season? And that deduction not as big as you'd thought? And your tax bracket got worse for you with democrats? Better take out that loan to pay jose the plumb- oh wait the bank is charging you higher interest now? Oh nononono ahahhahahha.