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The next 5 seconds are going to be very critical for bitcoin

You.

C'mon don't be shy

I bought 10 million ChainLink SV on Uniswap and I am never ever selling.

Sergey betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together.

I mentioned something a few ptg threads ago about GSAT being bought out by motorola.

I lied. You can sell now.

wtf is a "wrapped Bitcoin"?

If I gave one of you faggots 90% of a freshly minted shitcoin would you be willing to add it to Uniswap for me?

t. poorfag with worthless coins sitting in his wallet

https://www.verisafe.io/

Nice try switch.ag I almost fell for your next Uniswap scam

>be me
>be Uniswap pleb browsing for "hidden gems"
>Look at Ken
>Does research on the coin; notice it's minted from Kik, the child predator app
>"Oh that's cool I'll buy a stack because it's on uniswap" and shill it to biz later"

>Five minutes pass, does further research
>Kik being sued in court battle from the SEC over selling 1.5 trillion tokens as an unregistered token transaction
>Latest news is that things are heating up over the court battle
>Oh no no no no the bitconnect vibes are returning
>Decide to hold it Incase they win

Anyone else holding Kin right now I recommend you sell now unless you're a fucking retard like me, speculating this shit hoping for a moon

If any strands of letters in my ID form a stock symvol, buy that symbol tomorrow.

Example: kdhakfb++/ = buy facebook

>add 300k of my etc tokens + .2 eth
>Sell 2 eth of my tokens for my eth back
>Add more tokens + eth back into pool
>Repeat steps 2 & 3 until all of my tokens are in the pool

If you haven't tried to cash out your ONEs on kucoin yet, don't bother. Those coins aren't on the ONE chain yet and currently cant be staked. Sell now.

I love you.

I haven't pooped for 3 days

I smell like shit.