/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15583760
You know he won’t see this right? Look at you wagie, boss dick sucking mode rent free 24/7. The absolute state of wagie scum.

>>13524933
No. You dont have to be a commie to make the connection that theres a less than 5% chance anyone who makes more than 100k per year is honest, hasn't cheated in some way, and is just an intelligent legitimate person.

That goes all the way down the line to most med school candidates fabricating experience or people have connections to school admissions. If you think I'm crazy, look into the recent scandals of richfag kids getting bribed into ivy league schools so they can party.

>>8850671
Hey I found your twitter page

>>8379354
"Linda! Where the fuck is my coffee?"
>wah wah wah
"Well, where is the goddamned intern, then?"
>wah wah wah
"...are you fucking kidding me?"
>wah wah wah
"Seriously? That idiot started working *yesterday* and now took today off because of 'stress?' Fire that dead wood, and patch me through to HR, because I'm not making my own fucking cup of coffee, goddamn it!"

>wah wah
"Yeah, Human Resources? I need an intern. The one you sent yesterday... quit. I need this position filled a.s.a.p."
>wah wah
"I don't care: anyone; I need someone here *now* to bring me coffee."
>wah wah
"Diversity, shmuhversity, I don't give a single solitary fuck what or who they are, I just want SOMEONE to bring me a fucking COFFEE. NOW."
>wah wah
"Excellent; send 'em up!"

"So, I understand you're interested in working for IBM; why?"
>wah
"I appreciate young people like you with vision & conviction, and look forward to seeing your contributions to our corporation."
>wah
"Welcome aboard! Now go get me a coffee!"
>wah
"Cream & sugar."
>wah
"No, that's you're job: you bring me coffee when I tell you to. That's it. Sometimes you run errands for myself or members of my staff. I hope you like dogs, because Linda's got a couple of Great Danes that need to get walked twice a day while she's here at the office... and guess who gets to walk them? You do, buddy!"
>wah
"Now, listen: that all comes later; for now, you are merely an intern, an anonymous, disposable, non-critical cog in the impersonal machinery of our massive transnational corporation. You are literally the fodder we trample underfoot to stay comfortable enough to work effectively. Now, that doesn't mean you can't have a good time here; it just means that, ultimately, you do not matter at all. We literally only hired you to bring us coffee. That's it. You have no actual input into the operation of this corporation, or even this department. You will never be given an opportunity to "shine" beyond menial service...."

>>7066131
Liberals be like:

>White power!

OY VEY YOU DIRTY NAZI SCUM GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU INBRED DIRTBAGS YOU'RE THE WORST KIND OF HUMANS THAT HAVE EVER ROAMED THIS EARTH

>Black power!

*claps* so empowering, so cultured, so strong.