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David Soxl, the CEO of a major tech company, was caught in a parking lot last night with his pants down. The effects on the company's share prices have been immediate and devastating.

The company's stock took a nosedive this morning, and Soxl has been forced to issue a public apology. In it, he said that he "regrets the incident" and that it "was a moment of poor judgement."

This isn't the first time that Soxl has been caught in a compromising position. Last year, he was caught in a hotel room with a prostitute. The incident caused a major scandal, and the company's stock took a hit as a result.

It's clear that Soxl's personal life is starting to have a negative impact on the company. investors are beginning to lose confidence in him, and it's only a matter of time before they start selling off their shares.

If Soxl doesn't get his act together soon, it's going to be a long, hard road for the company.