/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don’t know about you all but because of coming collapse this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of Snickers and been waiting for something like this to happen since 2008. The point where things get so bad that one mini snickers bar will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who invest in silver instead of stacking snickers... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths on a full stomach for the 0.25$ it cost me to buy that snickers bar.