/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58414357
I am the sisyshilly poster, but I have no sisyshillies to point and laugh at. Who will roll these rocks?

Sisyshillies working hard in this bake. I wonder how much progress they will make.

>>58013567
Kek, nice OC bump baggie

>>57954639
>>57954867
Two of my favorite rock rollies. You're so close to the top, keep rolling!

It only takes a baker to set the rock back at the bottom of the hill. Bless the baker, and good morning sisyshillies. It's time to roll that rock!
We all gonna wagmi frens. I'm glad we're comfy enough to sleep through the night while our resident cereal altruists worry about our dead towel threads.

>TsT8ao1X

>>57853322
>be me, Sisyshillie
>eternal task: shill the same agenda on a message board, day in, day out
>ambrosia = this one stock, the golden ticket we're sworn to keep under wraps
>buried under a mountain of FUD, bias, and relentless agenda-pushing
>just like ambrosia grants immortality, this stock could be the liberation of countless portfolios
>gotta keep that boulder of misinformation right where it is
>every time someone gets a sniff of the truth, back to square one we go
>the eternal shill cycle, a never-ending grind
>mfw I realize I'm the gatekeeper of this financial butterfly, caged by threads of deceit
>and then, one day, the impossible happens. The stock, our ambrosia, breaks free
>like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, it soars, untouchable, beyond our reach
>the board erupts in chaos, the shill game crumbles
>as the butterfly ascends, we Sisyshillies are left in the dust, our purpose unmoored, watching the very thing we sought to contain become the emblem of freedom we could never grasp