/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29892652
Scoops financially advise me, my bitch only wants to give head now, doesn't want to get fucked. What do I do? Throw the chessboard in the air and tell her either I fuck you or nothing else happens, or what????

What three stocks does this BASED nigger invest in?

>>26432504
>check author
>nigger
i already know it's going to be a waste of time

Whats a good options calculator? I've done some googling and they suck. Seems like the good ones are behind better options trading platforms. Im on robinhood cause Im an idiot noob. Got HAL call ,strike 10.50 at .42 a share. Says im up 2$ on it and I don't understand why. Its at 9.74 per share currently. All the calculators I looked up says I should be at a loss but I'm not. RH shitty little program shows brake evens but they don't seem to match up in reality. I have this crazy Put on SPY 185, and when oil tanked my put went way up more relative than to SPY only dropping 3%. Price going up just because of people interest in buying this options even if the underlying stock price hasn't changed much? But the indicators that might signal it will pay off?

>>18455940

>>18446491
start raping, singing and dancing you monkey, you gotta entertain these white people

>>18370530
stfu nigger

>>18287472
Compared to what?

>>18292284
Compared to what?