/biz/ - Business & Finance

NO NO NO NO NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN

>>58806271

>age: 30
>32k in cash
>24k in HSA
>52k in IRA (100% in FBTC)
>298k in 401k
>305k in brokerage
>13k in Coinbase
>2 paid off cars worth 25k and 40k each
>215k in home equity
>60k in firearms, ammo, optics, accessories

God it is so over

>discovered Bitcoin in early 2013
>bought 1.1 for $100
>sold in 2018 for $4k thinking it couldn't go any higher

JUST MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>heard about bitcoin in 2013
>didn't invest
>heard about ethereum ICO in 2017
>didn't invest
>heard about GME in 2020
>didn't invest

Just fucking kill me...

I'm going to be fucking poor forever

Bang bro

>When your post-apocalyptic recovery sci-fi/fantasy fusion story is labeled as just fantasy and not sci-fi/fantasy fusion or post-apocalyptic by the editor
Nooooo there is robots, future tech and AI in it and stories about a recovering civilization after an apocalypse is still post-apocalyptic nooooooo!!!

I own 11k HBAR

>>57824702
no, economy makes no fucking sense. how is crypto shit worth 2.5t? IT'S LITERALLY USELESS, ARE YOU GONNA BUY GROCERIES WITH $CUMMIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!

WHY ARE BIDEN'S ADMINISTRATION KIKES PLAYING HOT POTATO WITH THE MARKET?! WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO SPEND SPEND SPEND AND THEN JUST GIVING THEIR BUBBLE TO WHOEVER COMES IN NEXT??

HOW THE FUCK DOES AI JUSTIFY PYRAMID SCHEMES AND BUBBLES?! I HATE YOU FUCKERS SO MUCH!!

> be me
> 26 year old broke depressed NEET
> 8k credit card debt
> only 2k credit left, will run out in a few months
> had a lot of BTC in 2012
> spent on on weed in high school cause I thought it was cool
> had a lot of BTC in 2021 from gambling on shitcoins and getting lucky but wasted it all gambling on shitcoins trying to get luckier
> so now super depressed cause I could have basically retired by now if I wasnt an idiot
> need to sort my life out
> no direction in life
> still have some good things going for me
> family pays for my apartment, will continue to do so for a few years
> also willing to pay for me to go back to school
> only 6 classes away from graduating with B.Sc in Economics
> but scared cause just go to a shitty state school in the midwest and worried it will be a useless degree and zero work experience
> considering doing Finance instead which would take at least 2 years, used to be good at computer scieince but too many years of 4chan addiction has ruined my mental capablities so dont think I could do that now

Basically, what I need is a genuine, helpful /biz/ user to give me some sort of actionable plan to sort my life out. Right now I am thinking I need to just get a lowkey job at planet fitness or walmart or something to get me in a good routine, then after a few months of working I go back to school for Econ. Then just start off with whatever job I can get and try to work my way up.

I saw the archived post of Safe Stick shilled here at 17K. How do I not kms for missing out?

No way this just got listed on CoinGecko
I've been trying to list my shitcoins and got rejected every time.

>SafeBonk is pumping again
I thought it was over after that first dump and sold the bottom

>>56900651
>Switch to AMC
and pretend its amd? kek, interesting idea
>Or just stop, AMD is a long-term hodl, always has been
the point is that i wanted to trade based on news. my plan was foolproof, aside from not accounting for volatility. literally everything happened as i expected and i would've been up massively based on the ai event news just like intended, IF NOT FOR MY FUCKING BRAINLET ASS SETTING A TIGHT 5% STOP LOSS FOR A 13x LEVERAGED POSITION AHHHHH

>missed the bull run again
should I kms?

>>56806444
>>56806489
>>56806624
>>56806643

>Happy Birthdayyyyy to YOUUUUUU
>Me: CHA CHA CHA!
>Whole division staring at me, room quieting down
>Some good coworkers try to continue the melody and excuse the 'tism
>Gets even more quiet
>Slight chuckle from the boomers, visible disgust from the zoomers
>Happy Birthday song continues
>Energy of the room completely gone, all smiles gone
>Cute asian intern girl cuts me a piece of cake and says "here you go cha cha cha"
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES.mp3

It keeps replaying in my fucking head. I will never socially recover from this. Unironically, calling in sick tomorrow

>>56604383
Thanks for the hopium bro
I'm tired of wageslaving and i refuse to believe that i'll be rugged.
I've "invested" $12k on this shitcoin and didn't even sell the pump due to fear of being priced out swinging.


Hoping for the next bullrun shitcoin season to pump it

im a stupid fucking idiot why did i buy hood calls fucking retard fcjfkjiga

>HOODI
TS FUCKING OVER

5 days to the LTC halving and it's still crabbing. I wish I'd bought BTC instead. "Silver", more like "slither".

THE HOUSING MARKET IS NEVER GOING TO CRASH

filled out over 50 applications and NOTHING not even an interview. fuck this gay world

I JUST WANT TO BREAK EVEN