/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw you'll never be rich and cool as Logan Paul

me sad frens

/pol/ is laughing at us again

>have sex with girl to get over onitis; 2nd girl ever.
>use condom
>get burning feeling after
>turns out, I somehow caught STD
>take round of antibiotics to cure it
>only temporary relief, burning feeling returns
>lose health insurance
>dont re-test but acquire 2nd medicine from friend
>temporary relief, feeling returns
>gut is now wrecked, probably from medicine.
>research medicine that is likely to cure this shit
>dont have way to get it
>can't afford to pay for re-test and medicine out of pocket (around $400) without being in danger with other expenses
>I have very modest suicide stack that is at an all-time low right now, so it would be worst possible time to sell..
fuck, wat do guys? should I liquidate my suicide stack and/or rent money? should I just kill myself?

ive told no one IRL about this. I cant focus on work or anything because my penis (and asshole now) feels like its is on fire 24/7.

>2.20
2.20
>2.20

/lit/ is laughing at us again

/pol/ is laughing at us again

>>15487092
> prettyhatemachine

Use that code if anyone wants to follow. I don’t have anyone in my circle yet, feels bad man

Remember when we thought that chainlink was a top secret project orchestrated from the ground up by the banking cartel for the purpose of automating the financial industry instead of a shitty startup that just lucked out in a boomer competition and won't be be used by anyone lol

Muh wef muh Szabo muh gonser muh Microsoft muh blythe muh hyperledger muh derivatives muh accord muh Microsoft muh Salesforce

What a sad joke this turned out to be

Remember when we thought that chainlink was a top secret project orchestrated from the ground up by the banking cartel for the purpose of automating the financial industry instead of a shitty startup that just lucked out in a boomer competition and won't be be used by anyone lol

Muh wef muh Szabo muh gonser muh Microsoft muh blythe muh hyperledger muh derivatives muh accord muh Microsoft muh Salesforce

What a sad joke this turned out to be

My mother came home and found me dressed in her panties and bra. I was sniffing her used undies and licking the wetness in my mouth while wearing her bra and other thong. I am a 35 year old virgin and she caught me. I just like the soft feeling of the fabric of her panties against my cock. I've also never been with a woman so I love sniffing her sweet juices and licking them. My mom is 55 and she still has sex with random guys she brings home she's a real hot woman and I've wanted to have sex with her ever since I was 15 years old I would spy on her and jerk off to her. I would imagine what my cock felt like in her pussy and I've always wanted to fuck her this is why I've never ever been with another woman but now after 15+ years of fantasizing about my mom she found me in on her bed playing with her panties and now she's said she is going to kick me out of the house. I'm fucked guys. I only have 45,000 links from my mom's allowance that she gives me every months I've can pumping it into crypto without her knowing. I told her I was using it for some online courses to learn computer programming and bought all through out 2018. Guys I've been a neet my whole life my.mom got divorced when I was 12 and she's raised me ever since. She's paid for my car, my cellphone, my computer games, my gas, my Internet, my Netflix, my food and everything else. Please guys all I was trying to do was live out my fantasies about my mom and now she's gone off the rails freaking out and crying. Please guys what are my options I don't want to be homeless. Should I pay for a lawyer? I kind of was wanting to wait for linkies to moon before trying to move out. I need to know my options here guys my mom is acting like an insane bitch and won't stop threatening to kick me out.

Guys seriously, I burned 22k Link and left with 0.1 of fucking amb.
Could you just pump amb real quick to $5mil so I could recoup my losses?

>>14752154

Since you guys my only frens i think im gonna kill myself soon i have 50k link but my peyronies is getting worse my dick was always curving to the left but it is starting get worse like 45 degrees of curvature.No amount of money will fix it.Depression is coming back i dont think i can get over it this time. Im mentally drifting away.Its been an honour to shitpost with you. Taking my linkies and myself out of circulation.30k sats is probably the new floor.Remember to buy Link dips.