/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57575013
Build something, you retard.
So much money is wasted on fucking bullshit nowadays but people don't realize what 1 million dollars can do in the right hands.
Why the fuck would you still play videogames at all with that kind of money? Isn't escapism the whole idea of vidya? Build your own fucking MMO in real life you dumbass.
Nothing is off limits if you roll your sleeves up and make it your life's work. Building a cabin is stupid easy on even minimum wage if you have 4 months off, let alone with a dividend income and literally no more obligations for the rest of your life.

Find something you want to build and fucking do it. Go. Into the woods with you. Or the fields, mountains, prairie, whatever the fuck you want. You're a millionaire you stupid piece of shit. Learn to live with it and take another plunge like you did with crypto except this time; make it real.
Make it something you can be around, touch, smell, spend time with and around and put it on fucking Youtube so you'll make god knows how much more from ad revenue with all the poorfags wishing they had the money you have so bad they'd actually pick up a hammer and work on something worthwhile that will last for once in their fucking lives.

God you fucks are a lost cause.

>I have millions, what do I do now

You fucking spend it, you dollop.
You turn that digital number in your stupid little computer on your stupid little wallet on the stupid little internet so it'll go from your stupid little screen flashing blue light on your swollen fat fuck dumbass face into something REAL do it NOW before the whole world fucking COLLAPSES or you DIE with your stupid little numbers on your stupid wallet having done nothing with it but jerked off to before you ripped your cock off on your 80th birthday in the same fucking goonchair you're bedsore arse is going to fuse with before long being such a stingy dreamless fuck.

This is a threat. GO FUCKING LIVE YOU SPUNKBUBBLE

I stopped smoking but my dad slapped me in the face.

>How's the weather dad?
>>it's like the last year
>like what?
>>like it does whatever the fuck it wants, anon

wait a minute
>starting from yesterday says on the news
i bought it one week ago, are they really leaving me with no cheap cola??

My generation need a short-lenght video with fancy colorful animations and funny sounds to make them learn any concept they may come across.

Otherwise they just don't get it at all.

>>57078381
>>57078460
You want me to kill 1 million people?

>search for a job
>eventually get one
>try to work
>pray god for my contract to end
>manage to escape at the end
>thank god "i'm not fast enough" is enough for them to not make a new contract and leave me be
>don't want to work ever again, make up some bullshit when they ask me to get hired again
I'm too scared to find another job, i have to find a way to not work ever again.

We we’re singing Happy Birthday at work today and I was the only one who said cha cha cha during the cha cha cha part. No one else said cha cha cha and everyone just stared at me.

How do I profit from this immense embarrassment?