/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59515554

Woke up this morning
GOT PINK WOJAKS IN MY EYEEE

>bought BTC for $100 in 2013
>sold for $4000 in 2018

I'm a little teapot, Short and stout, Here is my handle. Here is my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've got $150,000 in BTC and ETH 50/50 split Can I retire in 10 years or not? T. Amerimutt

Tfw only have 100,000,000 Satoshis. It's over

>>58604900
mfw only 0.9 BTC and 13 ETH

go on without me

>>58556458
it's fucking dumping

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY
I TRIED SWINGING IT AND IT'S ONLY GOING UP

I HATE ALL OF YOU

>>58170592
Faggot I0m trying but the fees are eating me alive

>>58170617
I DO MY RESEARCH AND DON'T GET SHIT. Meanwhule, braindead retards put $10 into APU and get x30 in two days like holy shit kys

>>58170650
NGMI NIGGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE'S THAT OTHER ANON WHO DIDN'T BUY WHO IS ALSO CURSED LIKE ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN AND BUY AT 4M, WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57968932
YOU ALL SAID THIS WAS A NEW PARADIGM AND ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T BUY, NOW, WOULD BE PRICED OUT FOREVER. I HATE YOU GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH.

>>57774544
>mfw
>gf makes $120k/year
>I make $98k/year

>launch a coin with an absolutely hillarious name that I think fucking works
>burn $200 in liquidity forever
>spend hours to get it listed on Jupiter exchange
>no one buys
seriously only scammers win in this world, fuck my life.

>>57376973
WE FINALLY SOLD THE CHEVY WHEN WE HAD ANOTHER BABY
AND HE TOOK THAT JOB IN TENNESSEE
HE MADE FRIENDS ON THE FARM AND HE JOINS THEM AT THE BAR
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK
I WILL RAISE THE CHILDREN
YOU GO HAVE A BEER

36K resistance is broken

>wake up
>dad barges into my room
>"did you write a check yesterday?"
>"no, I'm too retarted to write a fucking check. Why?"
>find out somehow, my bank account is now 4K in the fucking red
>I had 1.2k yesterday

I want to sue the pants off whoever motherfucker just got me to shoot up a kfc. Or put a noose round my giraffe neck.

WHY HASNT 1UCK RUGGED ME YET. ITS BEEN A WEEK ALREADY. AHHHHHHHHHH I CANT GET HARD UNLESS I GET RUGGED.

>when you start talking in a meeting and everybody does that 1/3 worried and pitying, 1/3 shocked and disgusted, and 1/3 faux-serious facial expression where you realise while you're talking that they think you're a total joke and, even if you're making a good point, you know they are extremely frustrated with you for providing the straight truth rather than participate in some oversocialised truth burying consensus groupthink exercise and they really wish they didn't have to come in contact with you

Anyone else ktf, haha... or just me?

>>53424880
1.5mln*

>>53424707
blacked out are just some shitcoins, i left the relevant signs uncovered
idk if the shitcoins couldve fucked me?

Does anyone else find themselves totally unable to fit in or succeed in any part of the corporate world? Everywhere I go, I don't fit in with normies. I do the work but then get told I haven't been good enough based on vague as fuck criteria which is just thinly veiled corponormspeak for "you don't fit in".

Why do I get a bad performance review at close to every job I've ever been to? When I think about it, I've been a failure in every job I've ever been to.

I'm an ugly, shy, quiet, autist beta male.