[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

Search:


View post   

>> No.49866550 [View]
File: 76 KB, 1000x1000, 1651412529824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
49866550

>futures neon green
>end of month rebalancing imminent
>75 bps rate hike next month already priced in
oh bobo. I have something for you bobo.

>> No.30072699 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1532613918131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
30072699

>>30063619
Will probably buy a few more bags later this week, what's a suicide stack for this?

>> No.29257695 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1532613918131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29257695

Can I expect a x5 on this one?

>> No.29184241 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1524101349633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29184241

oh i'm in all right

>> No.28941707 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1532613918131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28941707

>>28940312
Are you by chance an anon who made it and will just randomly say nigger during the interview?

>> No.28787893 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1600371740489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28787893

>>28787279
I've thought about it, and I would rather wait to be in a relationship before having sex but being socially handicapped its almost impossible. So thats why I can't go without losing it atleast.

>> No.27691221 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1532613918131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27691221

Tfw selling my doges now in order to buy everything back in a couple hours while making a profit, holdfags deserve the rope.

>> No.27194172 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1582736472947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27194172

>That's a lot of Green Wojaks in the catalog.
Based

>> No.25147279 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1565469280223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
25147279

Okay /biz/.

So it's christmas time. I was just given $100 for christmas by a rich asshole acquaintance who couldn't give enough of a fuck about the inferior poor guy to pick out a proper present. Make no mistake, it was a pity insult gift and not an attempt of pulling me out of a bad situation and that's exactly how he treated it too. Like throwing a penny at a homeless man, except scaled up somewhat.

but:
> $100 get.

And so, i'm starting operation Kaiba, a newbie crypto investor intending to make out of $100: $1.000, then $10.000, then $100.000, then $1.000.000 USD and finally a 51% share in rich asshole guy's company stocks -- hence the name. For this, i'll keep a sporadic diary here on /biz/, with this being the first entry.

I can see myself succeeding in this ridiculous venture for a few reasons:
1. Over these past few months, i've correctly predicted the movements of hype pumps, including GRT -- i wouldn't have gotten in at the bottom, but i'd have sold the perfect top.
2. I'm a wagie, which means i will not be ">financially ruined" if i fuck it up, plus i can make up for losses with spending cash when i inevitably do. I will never actually reach my goal as a wagie though, the exponentiality of trading gains is my only hope.
3. I am highly functioning, with a tendency to hyperfocus of strong feelings like revenge or gratitude. Can you tell?

I don't want to know which coins to start with, by the way. Rift is a pajeet scam, Ripple is getting RKO'd by the government and some of the other coins you see shilled around here like UNN are unlikely to end up worth the harddrive space they'd occupy.
The reason i'm posting this at all is to recieve blessings and good vibes as well as provide early screenshot opportunity in the event of a fantastical failure or success. I might answer some of your questions but i might forget.

Merry Christmas,
Anon

>> No.25143442 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1565469280223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
25143442

>>25143418
I used my bags to buy all local bread and spiked it all with poison before reselling to local stores.

You, my friend, are honking your final honks.

>> No.25021604 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1565469280223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
25021604

>>25021465
> I'm offering you $500 to leave you alone.
I shall accept your $500.

>> No.25004422 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1565469280223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
25004422

>>25004286
The delusional shitposter of today is the "I am financially ruined" pink wojakposter of three weeks from now.

>> No.23423135 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23423135

>jannies just purged every Haircomb thread at the same time

You aight jannies... you aight.

>> No.23252566 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23252566

Just wondering who's behind such revolutionary crypto tech :)

>> No.23219234 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23219234

>mfw I added ".finance" to my filter

>> No.23216284 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23216284

$15 eow

screencap this, you have to because WAROSU IS DEAD

>> No.23212853 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23212853

>he is still unaware

>> No.23027331 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23027331

R

>> No.22875990 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 107526784617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22875990

>>22874940
Fuck you

>> No.22452317 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 107526784617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22452317

What has been your low/high points over time?

For me 25k -> 56k -> 6k -> 85k -> 51k now

>> No.22309936 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 107526784617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22309936

Does the IRS track uniswap transactions?

>> No.22057472 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1523475838373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22057472

>boomer jones getting dabbed on by the NASCHADS again

>> No.22019551 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1531851686813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22019551

Now that its confirmed we will be waiting another 3 years at the MINIMUM. When will you buy back in?

>> No.21824176 [View]
File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1543611702272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21824176

The bottom was August 18th. It's our turn now.

Navigation
View posts[+24][+48][+96]