/biz/ - Business & Finance

> turned off my filter because the link spam is now minimal
> lost latest relevant digits
> price crashing further and further
> literally below deepbrainchain
> nobody is using their testnet
> sergey cut contact several months ago, he's probably cutting his ties with this shittoken
In a few months we will see an occasional linker like we see a digibyte marine or a cashbeaner now, board full of sergey memes will be just a distant memory.

>>9673321
>NETCOPE

bcore is finished

>>9029617

Rofl I just got my very first date ever off tinder and I'm a Virgin.
1. Told her I'm retired
2. Said I traded forex
3. Said I was a Virgin
4. She didn't believe me but I told her honesty is the most important quality in a person
5. Apparently she didn't mind I was a Virgin at the age of 29
6. Used your guys advice literally kept asking her about herself she just kept talking
7. Pretended to be interested
8. Turns out we both like movies
9. We're going to the movies

Is it really this easy?

>>8694014
You're*

OH MY GOD GUYS I DID IT AAAAAAAA
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-companions/calgary/airdrie_i_need_some_good_big_tonight-3517450

How low are we going?

unironically

Hey friends,

I want to share a little story. A couple of days ago I was spamming in 4chan, and one of you, anons, commented on my post saying that If I decided to continue shitposting, he was hacking my computer.

Heck, I got scared as fuck and turned off my screen and went to sleep.

Next day I log in into all my wallets and, as a scary suprise, I received 150k bitcoins in one of them! Someone hacked my PC and discored my public and private kets... but he was good enough to leave this beautiful gift.

I was amused! I didn't know what was going on... but, amazingly, my phone started to ring. I took the call... and it was no other than one of the Bog twins. He told me to dump the 150k bitcoins into the market whenever he give me the call. He told me I was the chosen one. He saw my shitposting talent, and he knew I just wanted to see the world burn slowly. He dreamed seeing all 4chan boards with pink wojaks, just like me.

That night, Bog told me I was part of his cult, and whenever the call went in, It was the time to take bitcoin back to 0.

I went to sleep happy that day. But sad thing is that, Bog didn't know exactly who I was. I used a fake windows account all this time. He saw my talent, but not who I was in reality. And that's funny... because I even have more power than Bogs do.

That's why they call me Sminem.

And now, I own 30% of Bogs' Bitcoins, have one million in my cold storage and I partnered up with the most powerful twins in the world to kill cryptocurrencies forever.

Bogs, If you are reading this, whenever your phone rings, it's the call to kill our little anons and their savings.

- Sminem.

>mfw I know people on this very board are going to sell at a major loss and convert to fiat right before the initial sell-off ends and we get to the real "bubble" part of this bubble

No NCASH shills here?
Do you even crypto?

Be me
Buy cheap ass hoes in the Club with a 40dollar whine bottle lol. They don't want more here lol
BTW go all in dogecoin

>>8092332
Them bags getting heavy, Tyrone?

Hi again, it's me.

Here to let you know that there will be a pump throughout the night. Act accordingly

-J

give me one reason why NANO isn't going straight for the LTC spot on cmc
>pro tip: you can't
>inb4 salty anons waiting for a dip

There is a storm incoming.

I can't say much about who I am or who I know, but you should exit all crypto positions by Thursday 15th 5:30 AM UTC.

I cannot say much more but I thought you should know, given that this board has helped me very much in the past.

- J

crypto is going down but we're taking the boomer faggots down with us

feels good man

>>7325874
this. im not a wageslave either, unifag, studying easy subject that I enjoy
really comfy right now

biz, would you ever take out a mortgage in bitcoin when you knew that what was originally, say, $200,000 worth of debt might turn into $3.4 million worth a year later?

you laughed at us when we sold the first dip

stellar?

So let's get this shit straight.
You play an MMO called Cryptocurrency and you spent $1000 in the in-game shop because you want that pay-to-win lifestyle.
You keep playing this game and you killed fuck ton of mini bosses and took loots.
In one year, your net worth becomes $100,000.
But anons, my time spent on this game and its game currency I earned are all pixels! As long as I don't cash out into some financial institution, it was all just a game.
Side note: the game items and its currency have value only if there was at least one underground market putting price tags on it

mfw /biz is done accumulating