/biz/ - Business & Finance

Plot twist: Ryan Cohen is in Hawaii and he'll post right before midnight in Hawaii while everyone in the mainland thinks it's past! But in reality, that ol lovable chunk of coal Ryan Cohen (Radio Controlled Royal Cola, as his friends refer to him as) is really staying true to the 741! By God, the man can't be stopped! It doesn't matter how many spics in suits jump off of a skyscraper, THE MAD MAN CAN'T BE STOPPED. Hell I heard that RC is going to take a flight from Honolulu all the way to New York City, drive down to Crown Heights to chop the Eruv floss with a pair of shears he stole from a blood thirsty moyle! This man is on a roll!

I'm about yo go to sleep, but before I do I just want to say that every single day from here on out is a day closer to financial freedom for all of us. We're all going to have our homes, mansions, yards, plots of land, penthouses, yachts, jet planes, muscle cars, women and free time. But right now in this moment we have our dreams and our frenship, and they can't take that away. Together we found the golden ticket for a better world and together we will still be in isolation away from each other (as it should be), but our frenship will only strengthened in knowing that each one of us will be living out our lives the way they were meant to be lived. And I say to even those of you who might unfortunately get rugged, you're still apart of this. You'll reap the benefits from the society that forms from a group of lowly autists, schizos and idiots. If I get rugged (fidelity and CS chad 50/50 reporting in) I'll still know that you're all going to do do fantastic things.

We're all going to WAGMI and I wouldn't want to WAGMI with any other group of people than you guys. I love you all, good night frens.

>>50518417
And certainly the US wouldn't want to lose an inch of central America to Chinese influence. If I get as rich as I really want to, I could invest heavily there too, perhaps. This might get really interesting. I never envisioned myself anywhere else other than the USA or the middle east (after Israel is destroyed). I may want to invest heavily in the Levant too.

>>49843383
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vggtpu/i_feel_this_really_shows_the_importance_of_drs/id1x1t1/

Read this stupid fucktarded nonsense. This post has 60 votes and it's legit pissing me off that someone and 60 other people are so fucking stupid to think that "real shares are worth more than fake ones"... The whole reason for a MOASS is so hedge funds close their shorted phantom shares. to do that they need to pay whatever price I tell them to pay in exchange for my shares. That's it. That's the WHOLE basis of the MOASS. Real shares are fucking beautiful and people SHOULD DRS most of their shit for divvies... That's the only reason you should be doing DRS. I'm fucking shook that someone would be this dumb and that so many people would agree with him without A SINGLE refutation on his idiocy. I don't have a plebbit account anymore, but what he's saying is purely false.

>>49797880
I'm gonna be fine. The only people who remember are my mother, my cousin and my sister. Perhaps my boss from my last job, but he can fuck around and find out because his stupid ass still has dogecoin on robinhood LOL. I do worry about some family who I know won't be able to keep their mouths shut, but I'll let them know that I won't jeopardize myself for them. I WILL tell family because I WILL help them. Besides, I'll be moving between different homes in different cities/states/countries or vacationing/yachting somewhere in the world.