/biz/ - Business & Finance

I promise I will be a benevolent billionaire, so FBI and DOJ please just bust Kenny already.

Imagine if they powered the anti fraud network by AI. Not even that could pump it.

Come to think of it, there hasn't been much announced in regards to the anti fraud network other than the acknowledgement of its existence. I'm interested to see how that component of CCIP plays out and the impact of its role.

Ken Griffin, close your short position on GME or else I will suck your dick. This is a threat.

the market owes me an extra $20 per barrel on oil

So what's the point of that shitcoin? It pumped a bit, great, it will just dump again.

>53577321
>a slow unwinding of the shorts over a 5 year period
Hedgie delusions. Any amount of unwinding they attempt will destroy them.

53546863
Please respond to what I actually said. I’m not going to engage in this pilpul

I demand GME MOASS or else I will destroy the earth. You have 24 hrs.

Stop sliding the thread talking about shills. The discussions should focus on today's halts and GME.

>>53401012
Ideally I'd like a mansion and a harem of live in maids to start.

>>53379893
>The chosen one is a jew again
This is rigged too isn't it

>>53373201
Pivot wouldn't be nearly as funny as Jerome big-dicking the entire world and staying the course, so it won't happen. We might be in the death throes of clownworld but it's gonna honk till the bitter end, and Powell honks for thee

>>53336878
B,D,B,GME.

>>53325198
Fren you can make a fidelity account in like half an hour and wire in as much as you want the same day. If you really tried you could have it done before market open this morning, I suspect other major brokers operate the same way but don't know for certain as I haven't used them. Any real brokerage has 2fa login. If you're absolutely too lazy, busy, or just insist on using robinhood then I'd recommend doing options instead of shares - and yes their instant deposit limit is 5k whereas you could wire up to a quarter million to a non-phone broker.

>>53249813
Acquire GME, Directly Register your shares, and set them to "Book."

To anyone in this thread that seems to despise GME, be honest, what is your take on UCD?

I think it is long overdue to have more interesting people be the 1%. This era of billionaires are the most boring and dull twats alive. All they want is to have all the money, enslave all of humanity, and then buy houses and yachts. Really? They can't figure out anything more interesting to do? Jeff Bozos will literally throw billions to make a mockery of Tolkien's work, but couldn't figure out how to make something unique of his own? None of these cunts want to create. They just want to repackage already existing things for more money. So fucking boring. Instead of making movies of the highest quality, or drastically life improving technology, they would rather feed us all ads and make their employees piss themselves to make a few more bucks. Seriously? What a bunch of dickheads. So once that cancer has been completely purged, I promise I will be the eccentric billionaire this world deserves. So FBI and government, consider MOASS to be a very lucrative investment for the benefit of mankind.

>Hedgies demand to buy shares
>At current price
>I refuse
>Price goes up
>I still refuse
>Price goes up even more
>I continue to refuse
>Hedgies are need to buy shares
>Price goes to infinity
>I sell 1 share
>Hedgies still desperate to buy more shares
You chose this future, hedge cunts.

Ken Griffin, I am holding GME hostage. If you do not negotiate a sale with me, I will continue to buy more GME. That is a threat.

>>53132678
Buy GME, DRS your shares, set them as "Book."

Hedge funds have been bleeding nonstop trying to keep their short positions open. The ones that were opened back when GME was single digits pre split. Hedge funds are absolutely not making profits shorting GME because they are so deep in the hole and have been for 2 years. I don't know how many times it needs to be said, but SHORTS CANNOT CLOSE AND NEVER INTENDED TO CLOSE AT ALL. Ken Griffin really did hire a bunch of braindead retards.

Imagine being a hedge fund employee that is trash talking about a stock they are actively short against all over the internet. This place isn't as anonymous as you think. Aside from being blacklisted in the financial world for like, you can bet you'll be hit with a RICO charge too. You will never blend in. You hate GME because it will destroy you. Once the shorts are forced to close, retail will decide the price. Get fucked.

Tell me why I shouldn't buy a thousand shares of bbby on market open Tuesday

Attention hedge fund employees, cowfuckers, and cocksuckers at Eglin Air Force Base. Pushing fear does not work. Insults do not work. The false sense of urgency does not work. Nothing you say will ever work. You are wasting your time because dickhead hedge funds cannot win. You are not here for fun. You are not here for free.