/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobo contacted the government several times to see if anyone wanted to interview him to find out how he knew the system would collapse years before anyone else.

No one ever returned his calls.
But he was margin-called four times and questioned by his banks trading department.

The small investing he still does is all focused on one commodity: rope.

My short trade is being invalidated as we speak and I should be closing it for a $2k loss
But I just know that once I do, this shit is gonna dump hard
Does anyone actually think this rally is legit??? It's all a scam-pump to punish bobos who are correctly forecasting doom and gloom
Such bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

>22k and rising
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I just want cheapies

where are the bobos now? hahahahahahaha

>>25663957
I agree btc, eth, and link were touted as the big three yet 2 of them pump and the other is fucking struggling to gain anything almost as if its only going up because the whole market is going up. I'm so close to selling LINK and just putting what little gains I made 50/50 in btc/eth

>it’s never going down because the cexes are hedging
>we already live in fractional reserve hell and we’re just watching the price stay suppressed
>the actual value is already $100k
n-not your keys...

>go to therapist for first time
>get called a paranoid schizo cause I just try to warn everyone about the unfilled cme gaps
>tell her all I get in return from these people is a (you) with a basedjack next to it
>are these cme gaps in the room with us now anon?

>>25169322
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People should unload their (relatively more) rare bobos and mumus in this thread... I need to add to my folder..

Anything you haven't seen posted as much or lately.

Why the fuck won’t anything dump

Why isn’t ANYTHING dumping?
What the fuck is going on?
Why are all the oldfags worried despite absolute emotional numbness while newfags keep celebrating Tether printing the end of crypto into existence as if institutional price manipulation is a good thing?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>if green ID i capitulate and buy back in tonight

This doesn’t make sense

>>24014004

>>23829755
fallacy to imply it has aged much at all. See you next week, looking like pic related, again.

>>23744330
I’m not I’m really not ok

>>23729164
He's in pretty bad shape, pepe. He didn't hodl.

>>23725985
you listened to biz lol. Real talk- biz is good for collecting items to DYOR on, it comes at the cost of an ass ton of fud and fomo bait and sifting through that constantly is not for everbody. If youre not interested in obscure opportunities just FUCKING HODL AND FUCKING FORGET ABOUT IT. Maybe set up incremental purchases so you can stack and also not obsess/worry and get paper hands and FUCK RIGHT UP.

If you're interested in shitcoin gambling, then you're in the right place, otherwise my honest advice to anyone is stfu and hodl btc

>>23708467
WTF IS HAPPENING WTF DID TRUMP DO!!!!!!!

>mom found the agp drawer

im just gonna marketbuy whatever i have into btc if it breaks 14k

soon...