/biz/ - Business & Finance

I guarantee I have the cuckiest and cringiest story of getting fired here by far.

>busser at "upscale" chain restaurant make pretty good tips like $3-500 a week
>be dredging bullshit from a table
>phone with money wedged in back on seat
>pocket money give phone to host
>girl comes back for phone, leaves.
>phew sweet thats a full gas tank and some change for me
>comes back and asks about money
>GM confronts me and gives me a chance to lie and say I found it somewhere
>100% cuck out like a coward and say I know nothing
>check cameras and it's obvious what happened
>Anon can I speak to you back here
>admit to everything and give back money
>given the option to "resign" instead of be terminated
>sit in my car and contemplate suicide for an hour
>buy liquor, go to buddies house and black out

Funny thing is, bitch didn't even know how much was in it.
Have a new job now, make roughly $20/hr and live with family to save it all. This was last year or something. Never going to be that desperate for money again, really wanted to die and was a huge beta bitch. Never told anyone about this except closest friend out of shame.