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>>16084612
I reject your pity!

My plies of US Quarters and Bullion provide value in ways you can barely comprehend. Backed safely in many markets diverse are their value ever grows.

Every one is back by the fully furry of the US Government. And when all else fails I can use them as ammo for my coil gun, where I stand on your copse thanks the muscle I build carrying them around where ever I go. Could you even think of lifting my fanny pack, let alone pulling off such style?

Robots do my bidding just for meager count of the coins I carry. Legion of vending machines beg for my patronage and they can crush you beneath their mighty weight.

My wage slavery builds and supplies you will all you have, your fortunes are nothing, but what is left over after I take what I want. I live my life as I see fit, and I see fit to spare your for the moment.

As for those red candle, they do not keep me warm, but their glow draws you wife to my bed camber to service me. I save much on heat bill with how hot she gets under my sheets.