/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56066171
I'm actually black but I was born here. What are my chances now?

So I recently dropped out of college and decided to work at a warehouse full-time for several years. I'm going to bum off my parents and maybe my friends who have government housing and just stack up as much savings as possible. Saving 30k+ a year for the next 5 years. Then I want to stuff my money in a TFSA and a medium risk ETF like VBAL. Then I plan on getting myself in a coma when I turn 30, waking up at 50 as a millionaire. Is this a solid plan? Or should I stick with college?

>he grew up ultra mega fucking ultimate poor and never made it

>all i wanted was to be a music producer
>born in ultra poverty
>300 year old broken down shit house no friends nothing around freezing cold temps and freezing cold outside
>watching this fag on youtube
>he becomes a successful producer online
>he buys crypto with all of his money from it
>he perfectly times the market somehow and shit moons right after he buys tens of thousands of it
>he makes a fuck ton of money

im killing myself. im fucking killing myself.

>>23535267
>can perfectly predict market
>cant even buy calls and puts because fidelity and robinhood is gay as fuck
>see tesla crash down to 330
>immediately think buy
>think nahhh who knows what will happen
>its up 25% already
>see my portfolio skyrocket one day
>think to pull out and buy puts
>nahhh who knows what will happen
>slowly bleeds down until i lose it all
>portfolio goes up again
>think of pulling out but say fuck it
>crashes back down
>in the negative

I’m a black dude who makes trap beats good enough to get famous. How do I get rich of this?

I currently live in third world poverty

>>22682496
God always wins

>have perfect 100% accuracy of guessing stocks and coins just by looking at theM
>just finding this now
>if I started invested years ago I’d be rich
>too stupid and born into poverty so I don’t know anything

Every single coin and stock I wanted to invest in ended up going 300-1000%

I just wanna be a rapper. I don’t wanna invest. I don’t wanna take risks. I don’t wanna study. I just want it now or suicide.

The only cope people can come up with is oh they go broke. No they don’t. They have more money then 70 year old doctors at 25. Their idea of going “broke” is having a 600,000 dollar house and a Bentley.

They literally get paid 7 figures to just go city to city getting high as fuck without going to school studying taking risks or trying hard or anything. I just want that.

I don’t want to wait. I don’t want it to be hard. I want suicide.

I don’t want to take risks and study. I just want to be a famous rapper.

I just want to wake up in a pile of money and drugs with zero effort and then make money in my sleep. I don’t want to make money slow. I don’t want to get rich when I’m old. I want it all now without risking and investing and having to try hard and do nerdy shit.

>>21749812
Oh man not you too

>thinking of sinking all my money into crypto and e-commerce and either get rich or kill myself
>thinking of buying gold and silver to make my money inflation proof
>cant afford real estate in major cities