/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ok fine, this is a good thread so I'll share a
>Be me, freelancer and e-commerce store owner
>Move to different state to adventure and take first corporate wagie job ever working for giant social media company
>Put onto experimental team calling up businesses and asking them if they need help advertising
>Within first week, am #1 on my team, leading in every single metric by 5X the next person behind me
>Constant "you can do it team! Hit these goals!" puff talks from corporate leadership
>Keep giving it my all
>One day whole team called into HR office
>"Yeah team, we're restructuring, and we are going to have to take you all off salary and move you to hourly. Also your sick days are cut in half and you lose benefits"
>WTF.jpg
>Start resenting job, no bonuses or praise despite being #1 in every metric
>VP manager is a raging butch lesbian
>One day HR comes around with a big bag
>"Anon, it's PRIDE week! Please choose a piece of PRIDE swag to showe your support!
>Disgusted.png
>Giant PRIDE balloons appear on walls and are not taken down even after 3 months
>Managers start wearing "ask me about my pronouns" pins on lanyards
>Up for promotion, it goes to the girl who slept with the team lead instead of me, despite being #1 on team still
>Constant PC culture bullshit, corporate memos about Trans Rights and BLM
>Incompetant leadership never actually gives a shit about how to make our program better
>Realized I was letting retards rule over me, stood up one day after 4 months and told the boss I was done
>"Nooo anon, we need you!"
>Toobad.jpg