/biz/ - Business & Finance

>everyone ITT talking about being in 5 and 6 stack hell
>Meanwhile here I am with my measly 600ish in shitcoins

Even if I was in 6 figure hell, at least that gives me gloating rights over the other chucklefucks around me.

What's funny is I live in a state where land isn't too expensive (relatively) and have a decent enough paying job I could prolly cover utility costs/land tax on like a 20 acre plot with a 7 stack.

>>28373501
>>28373698
I love that my jPhone autocorrect fucked up exactly the wrong word in each sentence to reduce the impact of what I said.
>has it EVER not gone up
>crabs during WEEK, pumps during weekend
In short anon, yes you are safe to buy now

>>28286626
>He still think Elon is the driving force behind DOGE getting to where it's at today

>>28192101
Good stuff, anon. These things take a few drafts. You want something borderline silly that intrigues interest in what the hell a wallet even is. Imagine if you were on a college campus and saw a flyer with that QR code - what would inspire you to actually scan it?

>>28180629
>late night /biz/ actually offers useful financial advice
What a hidden gem this place is

>>28161059
>dollars are worthless because we can keep printing more of them
The hard yearly cap on doge creation means with widespread adoption it would theoretically be worth more than a dollar

Just along for the ride, 10k checking in. Bought in at 045, this is all gravy.

So doge becomes the true universal currency, the perfect crypto. What happens to the rest of the world market? Is a total apocalyptic crash required for it to take that status, or would it cause it?

>>28048114
It went through on like the 6th attempt. Might just be a volume issue where they’re overloaded right now.
>now sitting at 20k doge

>>27985514
Me too

>>27965992
It will never overtake BTC, and it shouldn’t. The idea is people don’t want to trade fucking 0.0005 of something. BTC is gold, ETH is silver, and DOGE is about to become the new dollar.

I only wish I could throw more fiat at this glorious meme pup

Alright, so doge is pretty much now a long term investment, right guys? Just buy big and hold? I see the dodgecoin subreddit member still growing. Almost at 1mil now, was just 700k a few days ago.

>>27879062
>shills plugging shitcoins
>FUDs trying to get you to sell
>whales also trying to get you to sell
>people who don’t know how ROI works
1 doge = 1 doge
The haters cannot dispute this

>>27794233
>>27794275
up 22% on 5k coins am I gonna make it bros?

>>27790916
The crazy part is despite all my abysmally stupid failed attempts at swing trading I’ve still come out with a profit just by holding a 10k coin stack, that’s how fast doge is rising

>>27784708
Name another “shitcoin” that survived multiple PnDs and still has a floor 2x the value of a few days prior. It’s not dropping below 0.04 and not even 2 days ago there were anons seriously thinking they’d buy back in at 0.02. It has far more stability than it should for being a memecoin

>>27754788
>Be jew billionaire boomer
>knows that crypto will be mainstream in the coming years
>Shitposts on /biz/ to scare people while he invests more

Why are jews so fucking clever (and evil)?

>>27651648
11k, about to be 20k when I buy back in. Just one more dip lil doggy, I won’t be greedy. 0.033

>>27644257

Good bake anon

Who else here /diamondpaws/?

>>27562634
>holding onto my 15k with diamond paws

>>27554978

Good points. Alternate take about the grammar mistake: keep it. Part of the charm of doge is its a funny internet meme. The name is literally a spelling mistake of the word dog. So keep the word 'much' IMO, the overall message is still clear. But definitely make sure there are no spelling mistakes and any legal bits like the bottom paragraph. And fix the facebook regional thing for sure.

If you actually did make that page good work anon.

>>27539551
>What's the purpose of this?
>Where's it supposed to go long term?
>What practical purpose could it ever serve?

I dont think anyone knows. Isnt this along with the gamestop shit practically unprecendented? Has there ever been a crypto bigger than dogecoin that has had more normie influence? I once heard one my normie coworker mention Ripple like 2 years ago, but definitely nothing on mainstream news.

>>27326000
>>leaving out the part where he says Doge is joke
>Anon I-

But thats literally the good bit. Normies love the underdog (no pun intended).