/biz/ - Business & Finance

My beef with the dog shit (ticker:DGSHT) analogy is that I can't purchase it through my favorite trading app. I have to walk ALL the way down to the park in the nice part of town (where all the beautiful rich white folk feed their dogs carrots and beef, none of that meat flavored cereal garbage like they do back in the village cafeteria), find the beefiest mastiff there is, then HOPEFULLY it takes the MOTHER OF ALL DOG SQUEEZES! Since I'm in the nice part of town, odds are pretty good the owner's are going to toss it out like a decent human being. Here's the shit (haha) though, I live in a county with a NO BAG ordinance. What do you think happens when the owner lets their dog have a push and just walks away? The entrepreneurial spirit fires up, that's what. I rush over knocking any dogs out of the way before they can eat it and process it into their own smaller feces (this further dilutes the nutrition profile of DGSHT). At this point, the dog owners are screaming, kids are crying, I launched at least two yorkies into the next area code, my cargo shorts are PACKED with mastiff shit - and I'm running at this point (usually why I walk there first).

>>52369741
>741

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>>49307640
This dude just broke the bot with this nonsense.

Anyone have a short term outlook on oil other than:
>Volatile
Im pulling my hair out trying to understand the retarded amount of speculation going on.

>>17742613
market bought 2k euro BTC and 1k euro ETH,
put the other 2 k in 4 limit orders with way to low buy ins to ever be filled (i hope)
lets roll

>>15937957
This makes a dumb nigger like me feel smart thanks