/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy shit /smg/ is absolutely crawling with retarded never-AI boomers who unironically say "FED". Wow what a fucking mess.

>90+ days of red for the most retarded reasons
>Retail bears won't shut the fuck up, literally calling for the end of the world for the 50th time
>Uh oh real world data totally proves the bear thesis wrong
>Neon green for 10 days
>Retail bears think now, of all times, is their chance to make a big brain move and.....go even more short
I mean, do they ever figure it out? Is their utter retardation just a permanent part of the market? It's the definition of insanity

8 weeks of red on S&P futures, worse than any red streak in 2022, and all because of.......????

>>56413183
>It's a bunch of mainstream media fud
...Really man?

Anyone else seeing this shit?

Imagine believing that living on around $25k per year was impossible. I don't even know what you retards are spending your money on.

They can't actually....seriously....legitimately be talking about a fucking government shutdown again, can they?? Come on man this can't be the freakout issue every few months every year until the end of time. I refuse to believe that the average person is retarded enough to continuously fall for this bullshit

Wait so let me get this straight - a week or so ago, the argument was that China is a powerhouse and BRICS is going to usurp the US and that's why the US stock market has to explode, but now the argument is that China is exploding and that's why the US stock market has to explode? Do bears even realize how ridiculous they are?

>NVDA down even more after blowing earnings out
Wow retail is being super retarded about this huh

>Powel comes out
>Says literally nothing new
>SHIT SHIT SHIT SELL LITERALLY EVERYTHING
Why the fuck is everyone so retarded

Oh wow, once again a bunch of shortsighted retards are unironically calling for the end of the world based on sensationalist headlines and fraction-of-a-percent moves in manufacturing and sales and wages. Fucking pathetic, genuinely.

It it genuinely sad that a bunch of doomer faggots crawled out of the woodwork to shit up every single thread with their absolutely desperate calls for a YUGE CRASH based on........a shitty regional bank doing bad business and fucking over a bunch of retarded venture capital funded startups that the world never asked for in the first place. I'm honestly shocked that anyone would think that something like this could cause the US economy to fail, after what we've seen over the last three years. This is Evergrande and Trump-has-covid levels of retarded.

>>54026236
>Cramer is as short as Burry

How can bears possibly be confident at this point? The narrative has shifted, there's not a timeline where the market shits itself to death because that unironically happened for the entirety of 2022. Anyone with a third of a brain sees the writing on the wall as far as "two more rate hikes then a pause then a cut" is concerned. If you aren't buying on these red days, you're going to be completely assblasted when everything moons at the first whisper of a pause.

Isn't it completely ridiculous that some faggot who DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A VOTE can come out and act like they have an influence on policy, knowing full well that their comments will significantly move the stock market? By all measures this is manipulation but no one will hold them accountable since they make the fucking rules.

Also I love how the market is supposedly "forward looking" and since "retail doesn't move the market" it's all Big Money with insider info, but apparently one talking head spreading FUD sends them running to sell fucking billions in a couple hours. Fucking insane.

>>53525083
>Nvidia doesn't make that much money
...are you fucking trolling?
>Most of their sales were for mining rigs
...bro

What are the implications of tons of people taking fat losses against their taxes this year?

And what are the implications of AIs like ChatGPT writing trading scripts for normie faggots? I'm starting to see a ton of "ChatGPT wrote me a 3000% strategy!!!!" posts

>>52363521
Boy you are Dumb with a capital D

Wow so some faggot really tried to say that short selling doesn't bring the market down and then dipped out when I said prove it

Color me shocked. Fucking idiot bears.

Jesus fucking christ everything is so oversold again. Why do they have to bounce shit around like this?? Is it really just to shake out retail? Pretty much every single long term chart looks like it's priming for a long pump (some might even call it a melt up) after shitting the bed for literally 8 to 10 months. Inb4 some faggot bear throws out some retarded theory involving muh inflation or muh interest rates.

Dude what a FUCKING joke! Literally as soon as the market goes up they come out with JOE BIDEN HAS COVID. Oh my fucking christ it's unbelievable.

Yo /smg/ it actually kind of worries me that I seem to be the only person here arguing that companies like Boeing and Intel are probably going to be around forever and are in fact legitimate big players who get an incredible amount of support from the US government, who heavily uses their products. Please tell me that /smg/ isn't just full of bottom-of-the-barrel faggot bear retards. Please.

Jesus fucking christ what happened at 3pm that caused literally everything to take a shit??? I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of this market never being able to make it fucking mind

Oh come the fuck on are we really going to do this "good news is bad news" bullshit jesus christ

So random jobs numbers materially impact the tens of billions in sales that companies like NVDA and AMD make every year, got it. Totally makes sense to dump all stocks all across the board on that. Fucking garbage.