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>>15624637
>We are looking for a team player to help our company create a atmosphere that promotes employee beatings,cheap slave labor and sexual harassment towards male and female workers. We hope you will help us.

I just left a big boomer sausage in my company's toilet . Fuck my nigger boss and fuck all minorities. Being 30 is hell.

>we are proud to announce to our shareholders that our company has made new fields in development,workplace production and profit gains as we unveiled our newest line of products to our consumers. We have also opened our new headquarters in sunny san fransisco, giving out new job opportunities to locals and the community. For our diligent workers we have officially fired all employees who are black and or brown, making our offices safer to work at and more clean for our employees who work so effortlessly to bring our company products to your local retailers. Our profit gains have almost doubled this quarter with the announcement of our new dragon dildos which shoot a sticky substance that almost looks like semen which can be fire out of the dildo into your anus and/or pussy. We hope that shareholders are happy with the companies performance and we hope to continue on a good and positive pace.

>Last quarter our team came together to create a value stream map and completed a value stream analysis. It is time to revisit this to reflect on the improvements we made over the last two years with a goal of identifying areas where we will focus our improvement work going into the next year. As a bit of background, a value stream is a sequence of activities used to deliver a specific product or service that the customer values. It includes the flow of information, materials, and people. A value stream analysis is a process for transforming a value stream so it achieves breakthrough improvement. A VSA provides the structure to identify problems and create a plan for improvement to achieve a desired future state. I expect you all to have this on my desk in the next 48 hours. Go get em team

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Knew I could count on you son. Keep up the good work and there might be a 1% pay raise in your future