/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51124687
Let's have a look shall we
>Eth -69.7%
>BNB -59.5%
>ADA -85.5%
>SOL -87.9%
>DOT -87.2%
>Matic -72.4%
>SHIB -85.9%
>Doge -91.4%

>Avax -86%
>Kadena -94.3%

your tranny coin is getting outperformed by quite literally the entire market. must be upsetting knowing you would have made the most money shorting kadena
even dog tokens out-performed your unusable ghost chain with zero smart contracts, wallets, dApps with utility, 80% hash etc
kadena tranny foundation reserving the right to alter emissions as they please
thank you cum again

>>50786427
1. Move me in with you
2. Give me your $800,000 to manage (get whatever attorneys, accountants, etc. involved)
3. We'll split the return 50/50 and maybe relocate to a tax haven
4. You can use the time and money I functionally free up for you to LARP as a philanthropist (I would encourage you to do this for the sake of the next step)
5. Network with more people with more money than they can handle
6. Get them to give us more money
7. We keep getting richer
8. We eventually get Order 66'd by WEF and Bilderberg types because (I would hope) you and I both refuse to have sex with children on camera and therefore they can hold no sway over us as our influence grows.