/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29005308
I'm about to file capital gains on like six dollars from fucking around in december. It reminds me of the first return check I ever got for $2. Because I never cashed it, they keep sending it back to me every single year. I will never cash it. They will keep sending it to me. And I'm just gonna laugh.

>>26451235
Again, the shorts haven't even started covering yet and the float ratio is still 140%. This isn't even the start of the main event.
Buckle up, faggot.

>>26000470
>Buy LEAPS on growth stock
>collect money
>sell covered calls against LEAPS while waiting
>???
>profit

I typically hate reaction videos, but I would watch a video where a professional 7 figure stockbroker reads comments and chains of comments from /smg/. Throw in that one article where the author stated "it's hard to tell when they're being serious between all the conspiracy theories about the jews and blatant racism, but my portfolio is up 30% since I started listening to their advice so they must know something" for good measure.

>>24665470
Well shit.