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Jungle Fever Karen TA tries to assert dominance over 6'6" 270lbs mentally challenged high school student by snatching his Nintendo Switch from him. The results are intellectually stimulating to say the least.

This mentally retarded giganigga is going to get to play his Mario and Pokemon games, get drafted into the NFL and get Samus Aran-tier white women pregnant right after he's done playing Metroid Prime Remastered. The jungle fever Karen wanted to feel a twang of sexual arousal and empowerment from snatching a Nintendo Switch away from Zion Williamson's mentally challenged cousin. Unfortunately, it wasn't a BBC she got after all. Instead it was the most righteous Falcon Punch any Karen had ever recieved, followed by multiple full retard strength Donkey Punches right to the back of the head. Channeling the Ogun spirit and fully charged B special of DK from Smash, Karen's brain began bleeding internally almost immediately. Chances are, she'll never be conscious or able to feed herself ever again. Should have just let my man play Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe Edition.

The supremacy of his Nintenbro asserted, the young man proceeded to put his pants back on and resume playing Pokemon games.

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