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I hurt myself today

SmartCon price predictions?

https://www.isda.org/event/online/isda-virtual-conference-digitizing-legal-documentation-2020-05-20/
will anyone stream this?

If you looked at the pivotal tracker right now you would think the chainlink team have become bug exterminators. The reality at the office for the chainlink team is exactly the same. To motivate the team, Sergey has taken to arriving early to the office before everyone else and releasing a large variety of bugs around the office. When the team arrive for work in the morning they first have to spend about an hour squashing bugs before they can actually begin work. Thomas asked why they have to do this and Sergey became angry with him and said "it's good practice". Thomas still didn't understand and Sergey leapt to his feet and shouted that philosophers waste too much time explaining themselves. Of course Rory doesn't work at the office because his wife makes him stay at home where she can keep an eye on him. Sergey sneaks into his house in the dead of night and does the same thing. Rory says he doesn't mind it but Mrs Pant-Jigaboo has had enough and wants "that strange fat man" away from her home and child.