/biz/ - Business & Finance

Merry Christmas, everyone!
How are you holding up? Did you capitulate? If you didn't, Keksmas is going to be fugging ebin 4 u XD, so let's have some holiday cheer in anticipation of the celebration of, well, everything, cuz Xmas is a time to cherish what we have, which might seem like a little, but is really a lot. Marines, we have each other, and we have our stacks; any among us who can count even one more thing to be thankful for (and this is all of us) must realize how truly blessed we are. We are blessed. Sure, we're gonna bleed down to about a dollar (that drop to ninety cents is gonna hurt), but take heart and mark my words: when Bitcoin halves, we're going to five dollars; a couple years after that, ten.... A thousand bucks by the end of year [redacted] is in the cards, mes amis, so puff up and be jolly, for Christmas Eve is nigh! Right now, or the next time you see a stranger, I want you to look them right in the eye and amicably proclaim or awkwardly mumble "Merry Christmas" to them -- however you like -- and fuck jannies, and [redacted].