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Why doesn't anybody believe me...

SAGE ALL ROASTIEPOSTERS

WE ALREADY FAPPED BEFORE WE GOT HERE AND WE DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE FAPPING AGAIN SO SOON OR WE WOULD GO TO A DIIFERENT BOARD

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>>8172586
Your metaphor collapses when you consider the installation/portability. Windows is easy as shit to install, and all it's features easily port between platforms

Installing oracle or moving a DB to a different platform is like trimming your pubes with a chainsaw, in the dark.

HOW MUCH BTC TO SHUT THIS SHIT BOARD DOWN?????

>>7950450
>bought in at .62
>go on vacation
>it flies to 77
>cant sell, no cellular data
>back down into the 60s by the time i get to wifi

WHERE IS THIS OMEGA FAGGOT????
YOU TOLD ME BITCOIN WOULD DUMP IT'S NOT DUMPING

>>7407323
My best programmers have unironically been Russian/Slavic

The worst are native-born Chinese. Worse than Pajeets. They will unironically commit code that doesn't even compile, then when you yell at them, they will commit two more times before you finally get code that compiles.

Then you'll run it and get a null pointer exception that Pajeet re-committed after Chang fixed it yesterday.

>>7136903
STOP PUTTING IN PIDDLY LITTLE BUY ORDERS ON ED YOU FUCKING RETARDS WHOEVER YOU ARE, THE TOKENS HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DISTRIBUTED YET AND YOU'RE ALREADY JACKING UP THE PRICE!

How do you not lose money every time you fall asleep?

Blockfolio and every other android app has the lamest most fucking anemic alarms that can't wake me up, and you can't change that int he settings, it's retarded. Using tradingview on my desktop and it crashes after a couple hours every time. If I tether before bed it will often go up and I find myself buying back in at a much higher price only for it to crash again the next night.

I just don't understand how anyone can make money on this unless they can trade in their sleep. How in the fuck do you do it?

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JUST TELL ME WHAT IS THE NEXT ETH

>>4713484

Come on you motherfucker! Bust through 470!

>>4617319

Transferring 1 bcc from Binance to Bittrex.

0/6 confirmations for 30 minutes.

what the fuck??

>mfw I'll never receive $91 million dollars for two shitty pizzas

I WANT MY LAMBO

tried getting in at 17 earlier

its already at 24

STOP GOING HIGHER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK

>>3981018
>Burger
>Made $503,000 this year from crypto.
>Will owe $187,452 in taxes if I sell.
>Only $315,548 left over.

What the fuck. Seriously. I can't psychologically handle parting with that much money. And actually according to bitcoin.tax I don't even have to cash out in order to owe these taxes. Just because I bought shitcoins, that's considered already considered short term capital gains. So where do I get the money to pay this imaginary capital gain? Do I have to liquidate a portion of my portfolio, pay taxes for liquidating, then use the left over money to pay taxes again for the shitcoin trades? Also some of my trades were on btc-e and all records of them are gone. But the DOJ acts like everyone who used btc-e was a criminal. Should I just not report my btc-e trades? But then there would be discrepancies between my bittrex / poloniex trades because there would be alt coins sold that came from nowhere. So maybe I shouldn't report my bittrex and poloniex trades either and only my coinbase cash in / cash out. But then if they ever find my accounts I'd be screwed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME CRYPTO WAS SAFE AND SECURE!!!!!!!

FUCKING NORMIES
NOT YET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>23
>girlfriend always freaks out on me, usually when drinking, because i haven't actually given her the "girlfriend" title
>last night basically gives the ultimatum, give her a title or she's done
>so far haven't given her a title because *every* single time i finally make the choice to say "you're my girlfriend" the girl has stopped trying at EVERYTHING, become a bitch, got complacent, etc.
>so tired of this girls empty threats i say "FINE, TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND"
>no, now you're just saying it because i'm forcing you

i think I bamboozled last night, fellas

WHAT THE FUUUCK

MY MORTGAGE!!!!!!

>>2613612
>I think AMZN will be over 1 trillion by 2020.

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS