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>> No.51730884 [View]
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Bros, I need to find an expensive hobby... something I can spend a few thousand dollars on every month instead of losing it in the market. I need a hobby that will make me happier. Losing money in stocks isn't making me happy. Making money last year wasn't even making me happy (hanging out with my /smg/ frens makes me happy, but I can do that for free)
Give me some suggestions please

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Bros... I just ran the numbers
It turns out that September is the only month this year that ENDS on a Friday
what the fuck

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I just went to KFC (stock ticker YUM, owned by Yum! brands) for lunch, and there was a jar taped to the drive thru window for tips. Never seen that before.... could there be economic implications?

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>>51340512
I unironically think this is a good song

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Are the rumors true? Are there really demons traveling from Hell every morning to manipulate the stock market all day, and then going back to Hell after the markets close?

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Bad news for the markets bros...
I broke a mirror

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Is there something weird going on in the finance markets right now? I've been inexplicably extra horny this week and it's messing me up

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>>51158551
No... It's just me PoemAnon, throwing money down the drain again

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>>51145212
What do you want?

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Rocker and I might do a tech startup together

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>>51077608
today i made gains
but not a lot
i still can't afford
to date a thot

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I'm spending my Sunday reading an article about best practices for combining financial and online accounts when you get married
I don't even have a girlfriend
I literally do not even know any girls

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Five Guys... as a last meal
Rate?

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What's everyone having for dinner after trading today? I'm thinking either... a shotgun shell fired through the back of my fucking head, or maybe spaghetti and microwaved frozen meatballs.

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>>50618083
I'm more worried about some reporter finding these threads and writing an article about a bunch of degenerates on the internet making "GAYSEX" jokes and profiting off the suffering of the LGBTQ community... For example: there's a reporter Apoorva Mandavilli for the NYTimes... imagine if someone sent her a tip about /smg/ and she wrote that article... then a bunch of people would say 4chan is a bad place and should be shut down, and then they'd all fomo into SIGA and push the stock even higher... that would be terrible, right?!

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/smg/, I'm about to quit my comfy wfh job and become a neet stock market daytrader like you guys
Wish me luck

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.....just to be clear, everyone is losing money today, right? Not just me?

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I think I may have accidentally committed a freeriding or goodfaith violation

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I have 1 year, 3 months of expenses saved up.... just in cash

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i guess i'm a bobo
of course i must suffer
but maybe this cruelty
will make my mind tougher

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these stocks aren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with eight ounces

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>>50427743
I don't even have a self anymore

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I'm am going to officially restart fomoing into DCAing VOO

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