/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bros, I need to find an expensive hobby... something I can spend a few thousand dollars on every month instead of losing it in the market. I need a hobby that will make me happier. Losing money in stocks isn't making me happy. Making money last year wasn't even making me happy (hanging out with my /smg/ frens makes me happy, but I can do that for free)
Give me some suggestions please

Bros... I just ran the numbers
It turns out that September is the only month this year that ENDS on a Friday
what the fuck

I just went to KFC (stock ticker YUM, owned by Yum! brands) for lunch, and there was a jar taped to the drive thru window for tips. Never seen that before.... could there be economic implications?

>>51340512
I unironically think this is a good song

Are the rumors true? Are there really demons traveling from Hell every morning to manipulate the stock market all day, and then going back to Hell after the markets close?

Bad news for the markets bros...
I broke a mirror

Is there something weird going on in the finance markets right now? I've been inexplicably extra horny this week and it's messing me up

>>51158551
No... It's just me PoemAnon, throwing money down the drain again

>>51145212
What do you want?

Rocker and I might do a tech startup together

>>51077608
today i made gains
but not a lot
i still can't afford
to date a thot

I'm spending my Sunday reading an article about best practices for combining financial and online accounts when you get married
I don't even have a girlfriend
I literally do not even know any girls

Five Guys... as a last meal
Rate?

What's everyone having for dinner after trading today? I'm thinking either... a shotgun shell fired through the back of my fucking head, or maybe spaghetti and microwaved frozen meatballs.

>>50618083
I'm more worried about some reporter finding these threads and writing an article about a bunch of degenerates on the internet making "GAYSEX" jokes and profiting off the suffering of the LGBTQ community... For example: there's a reporter Apoorva Mandavilli for the NYTimes... imagine if someone sent her a tip about /smg/ and she wrote that article... then a bunch of people would say 4chan is a bad place and should be shut down, and then they'd all fomo into SIGA and push the stock even higher... that would be terrible, right?!

/smg/, I'm about to quit my comfy wfh job and become a neet stock market daytrader like you guys
Wish me luck

.....just to be clear, everyone is losing money today, right? Not just me?

I think I may have accidentally committed a freeriding or goodfaith violation

I have 1 year, 3 months of expenses saved up.... just in cash

i guess i'm a bobo
of course i must suffer
but maybe this cruelty
will make my mind tougher

these stocks aren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with eight ounces

>>50427743
I don't even have a self anymore

I'm am going to officially restart fomoing into DCAing VOO