/biz/ - Business & Finance

>someone pays some hooker $24mil to shake her fat ass in front of a building 9,000 miles away from my home
>this has literally zero impact on Mr whatsoever
>"Doesn't this upset you?"

>>54307829
Remember your Art of War. "All warfare is deception." Their enemy is you. And I mean you personally.

If they say recession is coming, that means a bull run is starting. When they say recession is over, things are getting worse. When they say "It's the strongest economy in 40 years," it's the weakest. When they say we're in the worst economy since the Great Depression, that means it's the best. If they say crypto is dead, it's the most alive it's ever been. If it's going "to the moon," it's dead.

>>54228147
A hot mistress is a status symbol for the wife as well as the husband. Italians call it a gumar.
>picrel, our mistress. She honks a lot

>>54156904
>one seller raises their prices
>buyers apparently flock to this one seller to pay more because...because they just do, OK?
>all the other sellers, instead of pricing competitively, start selling at a higher price to make their business even less attractive to the people flocking to the seller who's rooking them
And I thought my jokes were bad.

Gooooood morning you fucking faggots! It's Clown World Day! Didn't you know? Nobody is allowed to fail ever and we have infinite money every day forever! You know what that means? INFINITE CLOWNS, and therefore INFINITE CLUSSY (clown pussy). I'm am looong on clussy. Clussy, clussy, clussy. Sweet, honking clussy, bought with money given to me for FREEE!
>student loans? No. Clown tits.
>credit card debt? No. Clown tiddy.
>poor investment? No. Big kazongas.
>uninsured liabilities? No. Giant gabongabongs.
This is the perfect play for this hilarious stage of human history and it will literally go tits up like your girlfriend when her bull comes over.

>>54102496
The Clown World Theorem postulates that, on a long enough timeline, every joke becomes serious.

Parody + Time = Reality