/biz/ - Business & Finance

First of all, let me just say that Chainlink is a legitimate project.
The team is very professional and they are just trying to create something that's needed by some companies.
However, there is absolutely no reason to expect its tokens to "moon", so to speak.
After all, it truly, only does a little more than a jason parser.
You probably won't lose all your money, but you won't make it either.

>>9381325

Dear old and past it investors in my company Berkshire Hasbeen, as you are aware, you may have heard of this tech called Bitcoin, and cryptocurrency, now I know some of you may be worried that the millenial 35 and under generation are all going to invest in these more than traditional markets and stocks such as my great company Berkshire Hasbeen, and I know that every generation after them will see us as being dinosaurs that are old and past it, but don't worry-- no, you shouldn't worry! Because me, Warren Buffet, the old man innocent billionaire who couldn't hurt a fly and still pretends to drink coca cola to win your confidence and make you think I can relate to you, have said that its worthless! Yes, now I know I said the same about the Internet, but that was a small error you see woops me being an innocent clumsy old man I had spilled Coca Cola TM over my research papers and I had overlooked it, but I'm telling you its worthless, its a posion like a black liquid substance that rots your teeth and organs from the inside, its noxious! Yes, now we at Berkshire Hasbeen recently purchased stock in various dying companies who will be bankrupt in 20 years but don't worry! For I am Warren Snuffilm, and you know I predicted that gold would stagnate for a single day over 40 years ago and I was right and since then I've just been righter and righter. Me, Warren Buffoon and my good friend and gay lover Bill Gays have been looking very closely at this new cryptocurrency tech and analising eachothe-- oops, I mean it. Analising it and we have decided its not good for you. Ok thats my letter. Do what I say and buy what I buy remember Berkshire Hasbeen is the stock that always goes UP U P UP! Avoid cryptocurrency and bitcorn and buy a farm! HOw many a heads a cattle a do ya think a you can make of a small farm a? You'll be just like me in a few years!

Yours Sincerely, Warren Buttfuck

>>9304896

then stop fucking shorting you massive vagina. bears short and tank the market for 24-48 hours and then when the eternal inevitable 2018/2019 bull returns you refuse to prep him, instead turning to an anonymous imageboard to cuckpost.

begone bears. BEGONE.

Ok, /biz/

Now that we've been jewed by the WSJ and two days worth of FUD from the skeleton crew known as Berkshire Hathaway how do we get the Warren Buttfuck copypasta either A: on the desk of Warren Buffet or B: (even better) on CNBC itself.

I'm tired of this cave troll coming out every year and screaming at our clouds. Maybe if we can get this pasta on CNBC we can FUD Bershire Hathaway back and it will make it fall a few points