/biz/ - Business & Finance

Keep the cash you have. If the housing market takes a shit put a down payment on a house near a college and rent it out. Install toilet cams and sell footage for bitcoin. Convert rental profit to bitcoin. Keep cash ready incase bitcoin dumps hard as fuck and sell the rebound. 80% of your bitcoin should be in the coldest safest storage possible with redundant backups. You want to retrieve your bitcoin if your head is cracked wide open by niggers and need money for a decent robotic exoskeletal suit, which you use to fight crime at night in the ghetto (where you've bought more rental property) 10% of remaining crypto goes into boring bluestock crypto. The other 10% goes into daily uniswap flipping. Don't lose it all in one day. You will do this until it's either $1,000,000 or it all gets rugged on a defi food coin. Never draw from your cold storage to gamble ever. That wallet should be a one way street only. 10% of profits go into it, the rest you let snowball. The secret to this game is that you NEVER sell. EVER. Having X number of bitcoin will be the new penis measurement. You don't whip out and show it to just anybody, but secretly you know your number and your power/happiness/peace is bound by it.