/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50449116
rent free

Holding link is like having a normal life, plans and dreams then suddenly waking up in a mental asylum. There’s 50 million dollars in a locker with your name on it, in a room full of lockers for all of the patients. The door has a sign saying ‘Will unlock in illegible days.’ You talk to the other patients, the wardens. Everyone tells you the sign says something different. Some people say the room will never unlock, that the money is fake, that the wardens already took the money. Some say the room doesn’t even exist. You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tendies. You find out that you can leave at any time, but that if you do you might not ever be able to come back. So you stay, questioning your sanity more and more with each passing day. Was I crazy before I came here? Is the man screaming in the corner that it’s all a lie, even though he’s still here, right or insane?

>>26054569

fag

Holding link is like having a normal life, plans and dreams then suddenly waking up in a mental asylum. There’s 50 million dollars in a locker with your name on it, in a room full of lockers for all of the patients. The door has a sign saying ‘Will unlock in illegible days.’ You talk to the other patients, the wardens. Everyone tells you the sign says something different. Some people say the room will never unlock, that the money is fake, that the wardens already took the money. Some say the room doesn’t even exist. You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tendies. You find out that you can leave at any time, but that if you do you might not ever be able to come back. So you stay, questioning your sanity more and more with each passing day. Was I crazy before I came here? Is the man screaming in the corner that it’s all a lie, even though he’s still here, right or insane?

I'm losing my life savings.

>>22706397
oh no no no he only made hundreds of thousands doing nothing this year while following some obscure scam on a weird Icelandic incel hate forum

>>22652533
checked for cope

Wtf guys is this real life or simulation?

>>20365191
It's not something to brag about beyond being a crumb hunter

if you could buy BTC or ETH at $8 would you do it? if you think buying link was a mistake, how many times will you continue to make the same mistake?

>Holding link is like having a normal life, plans and dreams then suddenly waking up in a mental asylum. There’s 50 million dollars in a locker with your name on it, in a room full of lockers for all of the patients. The door has a sign saying ‘Will unlock in illegible days.’ You talk to the other patients, the wardens. Everyone tells you the sign says something different. Some people say the room will never unlock, that the money is fake, that the wardens already took the money. Some say the room doesn’t even exist. You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tends. You find out that you can leave at any time, but that if you do you might not ever be able to come back. So you stay, questioning your sanity more and more with each passing day. Was I crazy before I came here? Is the man screaming in the corner that it’s all a lie, even though he’s still here, right or insane?

IT'S OVER, WE LOST EVERYTHING MARINES

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>>16261732
its starting fren im gonna peak soon.

>>15272001
Based

>>14981013
>centralisation of FUNDS do you can get dumped on
>the same as centralisation of a service

Tell me, in your own words and not the Chainlink Debate Manual’s, how lots of decentralized oracles verifying the same singular source of information helps prove the reliability of that information. I don’t expect much from you because you can’t even notice the difference between centralized funds and centralized service.

>copium running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to dump to 0.4$ aren't we?"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other fudders and nulinkers are reassuring you it's going to dump to zero
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link is a scam thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those fake partnerships
>put all the twitter posts and add link price chart shopped at 0.1$ to them
>haha wow, linkers BTFO
>imagine what all you could do with that cheap link
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents who bought link at 0.2$ waking up
>hehe, fucking deluded stinkers
>the depression comes back
>the copium rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"i-imagine falling for a r-russian scammer"

>copium running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to dump to 0.4$ aren't we?"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other fudders and nulinkers are reassuring you it's going to dump to zero
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link is a scam thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those fake partnerships
>put all the twitter posts and add link price chart shopped at 0.1$ to them
>haha wow, linkers BTFO
>imagine what all you could do with that cheap link
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents who bought link at 0.2$ waking up
>hehe, fucking deluded stinkers
>the depression comes back
>the copium rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"i-imagine falling for a r-russian scammer"

I'M GETTING NERVOUS!!! I NEVER WAS THIS CLOSE I WANNA SELF SABOTAGE

>was supposed to be $1000 EOY 2018

>is instead $1 in may 2019