/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8470682
niga i dgaf come try n take it homie

>HURR DURR you guys filed taxes right???

i will destroy anyone stepping onto my property let alone anyone putting their hands on my trezor. i hope you faggots do the same and dont back bend over like a broke back bitch.

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>tfw locked in price at 10,000.01 couple days ago before bed just in case some stupid shit like this happened
get fucked retards i bet youre wishing you bought a trezor right about now for its price lock feature

>>8095798
YOURE NOT GETTING 1 SAT
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>8080692
heres my bitcoin nigger

*blocks you from selling*

>>7233783
>mfw already used like 12k USD with a BofA CC on cryptobucks
get fucked retards too late!

>>7197166
fuck you steve youre not getting my shekels

COINBASE JUST SENT THE IRS MY FUCKING 1099 REPORT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IM NOT PAYING MY FUCKING TAXES. FUCK YOU COINBASE AND IRS. WANT MY FUCKING COINTAX? ITS RIGHT HERE FUCKERS

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heres my KEY RIGHT HERE

>>7018126
fuck off were full

I come here to check out the banter and dank memes as bitcoin move in price in what is the most amazing financial opportunity, and more importantly, revolution of our lives. Instead what I arrive to is a sea of posts with half naked women in OPs' picture. I end up scrolling down the catalog and opening every lewd post in a new tab, going through each one by one and Google searching sauce for the more delicious looking roasties. Most of the time I end up fapping and when im done, closing the 25 new windows I've now opened for my fap session, I eventually get back to /biz/, and ask myself 'Wait... didn't I come here for a reason? Why did i just feel compelled jack off?'. I wipe my dick down and desk jizz with some napkins, take it to the bathroom, wrap it up in a healthy amount of toilet paper to mask the cum odor, take a nice urethra cleansing piss. Before returning to my computer, I flush, clean the upper rim of the toilet of my piss particulate, wash my hands, splash my face with water, and dry off my hands and face with the left side of my shirt because I don't trust using the towels. Returning to /biz/, I realize there is no worthy content here and abruptly close the tab, turning my attention to other endeavors.

i came here to check out the banter and dank memes as bitcoin goes up a bit. instead what i arrive to is a sea of posts with half naked women as OP's picture. i end scrolling down the catalog and opening every lewd post in a new tab, going through one by one and google searching sauce for the more delicious looking roasties. most of the time i end up fapping and when im done, closing the 25 new windows i've now opened for my fap session, I eventually get back to /biz/, and ask myself 'wait didn't i come here for a reason? why did i just feel compelled jack off?'. i wipe my dick down and desk jizz with some napkins, take it to the bathroom, wrap it up in a healthy amount of toilet paper to mask the cum odor, take a nice urethra cleansing piss and return to my computer after flushing, cleaning the upper rim of the toilet of my piss particulate, washing my hands, splashing my face with water, and drying off my hands and face with the left side of my shirt because i don't trust using the towels. upon returning to /biz/, i realize there is no worthy content here and abruptly close the tab, turning my attention to other endeavors.

how do we make /biz/ great again?

>>6573374
give it another month or 2 lad

>>6407268
there is no bubble faggot i will pop you in the fucking mouth if you say that stupid shit again now get out

>>6402731
>i can change the course of my future drastically for the better by clicking a couple buttons on a computer screen
>nah

>>6368727
i got my tax form ready for you right here, faggot

WANT MY COINS? COME AND GET IT FAGGOTS.

>Unironically entertaining the idea of cashing out

>>6322940
lol i wont let you cash out, idiot. just try it i fucking DARE you.

>>6321399
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BITCOIN YOU IMPOSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE