/biz/ - Business & Finance

My old employer swapped retirement account providers and did not tell me! I logged in and my balance was 0! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The market closed early today!?! I got bid/ask spread rekt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My gains estimate was off by twenty thousand dollars! The IRS is cumming for my booty! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I forgot I had a ton of JXN in my 401K! My retirement is in shambles! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54032121
Wait they were down ANOTHER 11% today? a 25% drop on a large bank IS NOT due to some SEC ruling. FUCK I HAVE ALL MY MONEY IN SCHWAB! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53587316
Cheniere is nat gas?! I thought they were another oil pipeline company! No wonder I am down so much on it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51460928
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/research/indepth/ibonds/res_ibonds_iratesandterms.htm
>the change is applied to your bond every six months from the bond's issue date
Wait, I don't get to keep the 9.6% for 30 years?! I did not know that when I bought 10 grand of these things! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50747272
>CWSFF
I bought CWST thinking it was garbage don! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I bought a company thinking they did a forward stock split recently, but it turns out it was a reverse split! I mix up the order of the numbers too often! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA