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The year is 2030

>you wake up from stupor and look at the amazon alarm clock
>it is 9:30, and you are late to work, “this is Alexa, 20 points have been deducted from your work ethics account”. Shit shit shit
>”crap, if I am late to work again I won’t qualify for the barrista job anymore and only toilet cleaning job will be available on the Uber Jobs app now.”
>you open up your google app and call a waymo commuter car to work. “Sorry your score is too low to qualify for the commuter car services, please wait for waymo budget, estimated wait time is 30 minutes.” Oh no no no “another 30 points have been deducted from your work ethics score” ahhhhhhhh you scream at this point and hop on your bike.
>after 20 minutes of furious biking to the local amazonbucks, you get in and put on the Alexa enabled headset.
>”please serve customers for the next 10 minutes and proceed to stocking duties”. Phew, I didn’t get fired
>”welcome to amazonbucks”, how would you like your coffee today? “Black no sugar please” replied a tall genetically enhanced man with two 10/10 models in each arm. “Oh hey is that you Chris, haven’t seen you since HS? Oh this, I bought a bunch of tech stocks in my 20s and I am super rich, hey good luck, I have to run”. You give a weak smile as he grabs the coffee and walks out into his Lamborghini Errectador, with his hands on the asses of his companions. “You too” you murmur to yourself as you proceed to take your break. Screw him, I am going to get rich with Link one day, then I’ll show him.