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>QUADROOONIANS
you know the funniest part? they cant sell cause they're locked in the cage LMAO

WHY TH EFUCK IS LINK DUMPING WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING COIN HOLY SHIT I GOT TRICKED INTO BUYING IT

The ultimate REAL chainlink fud list. Prepare your anus's you stinky little bitches.

>4% APY
>18% inflation
>28 day withdrawal period (if it ever pumps to $1000 you cant sell, by the time you unstake it'll be back at $15)
>miss the bull run even if you aren't staked cause it's a bear market coin
>build rewards are trash projects
>no word of them being AIRDROPPED
>no word of how much you'll even get from those projects
>backend token so retail doesn't even know it exists unlike ETH which they had to actually use for gas in the UI
>slowest horse, maximum of 10x gains in a bull market while every other coin does at least 50x
>dumps the most
>pumps the least
>bitcoin always cucks it at every opportunity to make sure it cant pump hard

Am I missing anything?

Keep it real with me stinky, how much cat food have you eaten today?

Stop.
Pumping.
Start.
Dumping.

We are so frickin back

Check the charts and apologize.

Blockchain, not bitcoin.
Smart Contracts, not ethereum.
Oracles and CCIP, not chainlink.

We need to use these critical technologies without using their respective coins/tokens. And we will.

UHHH STINK SISTERS?????

DID WE BUY THE WRONG CRYPTO??

>down against BTC
>down against ETH

*dumps*

NOOOOO THIS CANT BE !!! CHAINLINK ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE OVER 8 DOLLARS WTF

You know the drill stinkies, dip back to 7.69 to limp dick around while the market goes ballistic

THEY PAID UP THEY FUCKING PAID UP HOLY SHIT

Am I the last remaining LINK Marine?

>>54506901
>Oh, so you fudders watch Rick and Morty huh

>>53928194
>le thomas da bulgarian coomer is fudding my bags