/biz/ - Business & Finance

>There's gonna be a crash!
>See! See! I predicted 1984, 1992, 2002, 2008, 2023?

Literally every finance guru or "expert". I remember all of them were screaming about another crash in 2011 lmao. holy shit they don't stop.

>>17738420
>OH NOOO THEY ARE TRYING TO TEACH US ABOUT THE TRUUTH NOOO NOT THE LIL CAPITALISMARINOOO NOOOO NOT THE SWEET CHA CHING NOOOO PLEASE NOT THE POOR CAPITARINOOO

>>17591068

>>17447772

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17346701

>>16186186
>can you even spell segwit bro?
SICK BURN BRO LMFAO

>>16142430
>code is law!
>miner changes the utxo set with a hash of signature from a key that doesn't control bitcoins
>this is ownership
you people don't live in the real world

ownership is a legal construct
signatures are a legal construct
that is why satoshi structured transactions that way

>Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold!

>>15492811
>10,000

>>15465075

>omg Cha1nl1kkk!!!!!!!!

>>14354377
Well, imagine Reddit as a real person, who you have to work with every day.
First, they get to work, the rest of you are sitting at the coffee table.
"YIKES EVERYBODY. DID YOU HEAR WHAT TRUMBONI SAID LAST NIGHT ON TREVOR COLBERT? UHHH CANCEL MUCH?
Oh hey Anon. Listen UMMMMM what you said about Stacy WASN'T OK, you know no hard feelings I know you do you job and everything....
BUUUUUUUT expect a call from HR is all I'm saying, am I right everyone???
*winks at everyone and gets up*
Listen I gotta go take a shit. Feel free to start without me"

*You work for hours*
*Reddit finally shows up*
"OH HEEEEEEY BUDDY, WOAH WE'RE MAKING REAL HEADWAY HERE AREN'T WE? THIS IS AMAZING WOW. OKAY LISTEN LET'S SHARE THE BURDEN A BIT, I'LL DO THE BORING EXPLAINING OF THE PROJECT TO THE BOSS, TEE HEE. YOU OKAY WITH THAT? GREAT? WE DID ANON!"

*Reddit steals the credit for the work you did, declares it a historical success*

*You're about to leave*

"OH WAIT ANON HOLD ON. SO LISTEN.... ME AND THE GIRLS WERE TALKING AND UHhhhh... YouRE BEING A BIT MACHO DONTCHA THINK???
I MEAN WORKING SO HARD? COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING HIHIHIHI??? LISTEN JUST SO YOU KNOW SOME OF US GET LITTLE STRESSED OUT
BY YOU ENERGY... SO YOU NEED TO RELAX OK? GREAAAAT.

*Reddit sees your Snickers bar in your pocket*

"YOINKS! THANKS FOR THE GOLD GOOD SIR *TIPS HAT*"

*You come two hours late to work, on purpose, the next day, only to discover no work has been done. Instead Reddit is sitting in a corner sobbing and telling HR to fire your work friend for calling him a her

>>14117041
Wow this code gave me 500 extra tokens

>>14048024
Weakest fud.

BSV is made by a smart white chad, for smart white chads.

COREKEKS WILL LOSE
CHECK EM

>>14012341
>Show some respect faggot

>>13805332

>>13289365
You just march in to that court room and tell the Judge whos boss! Im sure the army of men with guns will be very intimidated by you!

>>12902226

T....that is so brave. Literally crying right now.

>LMAO YOULL DIE WITHOUT SOCIETY
>ITS NOT LIKE HUMANS WERE HUNTER GATHERERS FOR THE MAJORITY OF THEIR HISTORY LMAO

>>11058602

>LAN party at work with free pizza