/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58686774
>above average
>>58688906
Now we're getting somewhere
90th+ percentile, this simply will not do

Tomorrow I will wake up and bitfuck will be $65,000 (US dollars)

>>58656015
Lets see,
>BBBY
distraction
>amc
distraction
>ffie
distraction by citadel
>Crypto
Distraction.
>nvda
distraction
If its mentioned ITT its a distraction, correct.
You have other threads for these topics.
Now get lost, nigger.

I'm just not gonna sell my Link

yeah yeah.. i know, you want me to sell..

But I think i'm just not gonna do it

Ahhahahahahahahaahaha

Bitcoin only

Based schizos make it
Retard OP Ngmi

It's really that simple

>>58423371
Look basically, I just hate women and don't want to be their friends ok. If women weren't empowered to whine all ay and drag me out to expensive pointless dates, I would be in a relationship.

>>58376777
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>>58328364
>what do you mean i ate all the pizza?
>you can cut the pizza into infinitely small slices that means there is no limit

>real money dumping
>I only care about my yotsubas

>>58130637
>convert to illiquid shitcoins
>deliver her a hardware wallet with instructions on how to sell it all
>she obviously will immediately
>prior to this, take out huge shorts on said illiquid shitcoins
>she block sells because woman, tanks the price
>gets ruined in slippage
>your shorts? big time gainy
>buy to cover at the bottom
>price rebounds
>sell again
>she watches her $250k only sell for $150k, then the price rebound right after, rubbing it in
>you pocket a free 100% from the exchange and are made whole
Play the game OP

>>58056074
>get caught drunk driving
>now I can get more exercise
>...because I hit and killed someone
>less competition in the world
>they sent me to prison
>now I can focus on reading more
>my wife divorced me
>good, I wanted a new woman anyways
>she took the kids
>they always were kind of annoying
>victim's family sued me for everything I had
>I love a fresh start
>local prison gang made me their sex slave
>at least I'm getting laid right?
>contracted HIV
>tfw it keeps them from raping me more
>finally released
>homeless
>I always wanted to get out in nature
>tfw survived the heroin overdose
>now I have a better tolerance to shoot more heroin
>tried to rope, but it broke
>now I can figure out better ways to kill myself
>lol, lmao; the bridge worked
>always wanted to fly, shit was so cash
>I fucking die
>I'll just do better in the next life
Every pull -ACK

I refuse to believe theres people actually losing money in this market, you people are all in on big inside joke

And just like that bitcoin will never be below $70k ever again

>>57796732
no

Last night I ate a girl out and held her boobs all night

But my net worth is $590k