/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18580421
>Trying to sleep
>hear BSSSSHHHH beep beep beep
>Look over fence
>Green neighbor is having a line of dump trucks offload barrels of oil into my yard

>>18290352
>Be billionaire
>ask billionaire friend to loan me $500 million for a new hotel I'm building
>He sends me 70,000 bitcoins
>Ask him what the fuck am I going to do with this. Who is going to buy this amount and why the hell you hassle me with finding buyers. this shit could crash 10% the next day for all I know!
>he says the transaction fee was $.40 instead of $5 for a wire transfer
>mfw

>>18163628
NOO!! NOO!!
WHAT ABOUT THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION? I WANT TO BE THE HEAD COMMISSAR OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING NOT SOME RENTING LOSER. PLEASE!! SOMEONE KILL ALL LANDLORDS NOW

>Stock friends come over
>They invite me over to the stock exchange to do some trading with the lads since I said I was into investing
>Try to hide my screen while I'm trading
>They notice I'm on Binance
>Some black guy sees my screen and say "YO DIS NIGGA TRADIN COINS"

>>15213450
>tfw you will never be a cute girl

>Tfw can't do calculus

Yes, I work a 9 to 5 job for a steady paycheck. How could you tell?

>Please, Stick out your tounge
>[Fraud detected]
>Please, open your butthole and pucker twice
>[Anal Fraud detected]
>Please, blink twice and do a handstand
>[Error, account deleted]
>mfw

>>13562392
>Make your own post you dumb fucking faggot. Trying to post your own referral link on my thread just makes you sound retarded

WE NEED TO STOP CRAIG RIGHT NOW GUISE. EVERYONE DUMP HIS COIN !!! WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER AND STOP THIS TROLL JERK FROM LYING ANYMORE

Stop saying based!!! He's not based he's a fucking BEAR who wants to ruin the market and make us all poor. C'mon guys say "Bears are faggots" with me right now! We can stop the bear if we work together guys

>>13000014
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!! HE DOESN"T DESERVE TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE AND MORE MONEY THAN ME. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE HIS MONEY AWAY.

>>12053914

Shut up.
Technology doesn't matter
Adoption doesn't matter
NOTHING MATTERS OTHER THAN BITCOIN WAS THE FIRST. THE FIRST ANON. AND THE FIRST MOVER IN ANY FIELD ALWAYS REMAINS DOMINANT FOR INFINITY. OLD TECHNOLOGY IS NEVER SUPPLANTED BY NEW

>>11380586
>t. bcash tier stupid

>>10163865
>>10163888
>>10163999
>>10164021
>>10164041
>>10164070
DELET

>>9962918

Congratulations!

goooood stoopp guiiiise you're ruining bitcoin by competing with bitcoin! bitcoin is too big to fail! we need to pass laws to protect it from evil bcash terrorists!!

>>9362853

>Exposed to parents shitty 60's rebellion music
>Rebel in elementary school because CC Revival and pink floyd said so
>Carry this meme into high school with gen ex music
>Have fun while your young.
>Party
>Get it out of your system
>If you don't have
> Fun Now you won't be a responsible adult
>You only live once
>Drink here at the house instead of going out its better this way.

Instead of

>Don't waste your youth partying and killing brain cells
>Use this time to study and lift weights develop goals and personal character
>It will make life easy as a 40yo Boomer.

Change my life around and did the opposite when I found out all this was a Meme and lie

>>9219739

ROGER CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

how do i cope with the fact that i'm holding LINK and NANO?

>>9065644
>We have a clear consensus on who's winning

Holy shit you corecucks are really losing it.

>>8320736

WHY COULDN'T WE STOP THE CASHIES. THEY'RE GOING TO WIN AND IT'S OUR FAULT

>>8302439

>tfw you will never prove p=np
>tfw you still don't understand natural proofs or relativizing oracles

Please sirs, buy my coins sirs.